The Not-So-Scientific Guide to Counting Melbourne's Nightclubs: It's More Than You Can Shake a Glowstick At
Ah, Melbourne. City of laneway lattes, sporting fanaticism that borders on the religious, and a nightlife scene that's more energetic than a sugar-high toddler at Disneyland. But just how energetic are we talking? How many clubs are there to house the after-dark revelers, the boogie monsters, the dance-floor disciples?
The Great Melbourne Nightclub Census: A Mythical Quest
There isn't actually one definitive answer, folks. The Melbourne club scene is like a mischievous imp, constantly shapeshifting. New clubs pop up faster than you can say "thirsty Thursday," while others, alas, succumb to the fickle whims of the licensing gods (or maybe just not enough people ordering those $15 cocktails).
Here's what we do know: Melbourne punches well above its weight in the nightclub department. We're talking a thriving underground scene, hidden gems tucked away in laneways, alongside mainstream mega-clubs with enough lasers to blind a bat.
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Subheading: It's a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure of Nightclubs!
That's the beauty of Melbourne's nightlife, there's something for everyone. Wanna get down to pulsating techno until sunrise? We got you. Prefer a bit of 80s cheese and neon lights? There's a club for that too. Feeling fancy and ready for bottle service? Melbourne's got your back (and your credit card).
The Official Guesstimate (with Air Guitar Solo)
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Alright, alright, I know you came here for a number. Buckle up, because here's the best guesstimate I can muster: somewhere in the triple digits. There, happy? It's a lot. A glorious, thumping, glitter-dusted lot.
So You Want to Dive into the Melbourne Nightlife?
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Hold onto your dancing shoes, sunshine! Here's a quick FAQ to get you started:
Tip: Reread if it feels confusing.
How to find the perfect Melbourne nightclub?
- Dive into the world of online reviews and listicles (but be warned, trends change faster than Melbourne weather).
- Ask a local! We Melburnians are particularly passionate about our after-dark haunts.
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How to dress for a Melbourne nightclub?
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- It depends on the vibe! But generally, Melbourne leans towards the more casual end of the spectrum.
How to get into a Melbourne nightclub?
- Arrive early (especially on weekends) and be prepared to show ID.
- Look presentable (no ripped jeans or singlets for most places).
How much does it cost to get into a Melbourne nightclub?
- Cover charges can vary, but expect to pay anywhere from $10 to $40 depending on the night and the club.
How to survive a night out in Melbourne?
- Pace yourself, drink responsibly, and have a designated driver or plan your way home beforehand. Most importantly, have fun!
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