The Buckeye Bonanza: How Many Ohio State Players Crashed the 2023 NFL Draft?
Buckeye Nation, buckle up! The 2023 NFL Draft was a wild ride, and Ohio State, as always, was there in the thick of it. But with all the picks flying around faster than a rogue Brutus Buckeye mascot, you might be wondering: just how many scarlet and gray stars made the jump to the pros?
Hold onto your horseshoe hats, folks, because the answer is... six! That's right, six talented Buckeyes heard their names called, solidifying Ohio State's reputation as a factory for NFL-ready athletes.
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Let's break it down, baby! We won't subject you to a whole draft replay (although, that highlight reel of Chris Olave making defensive backs look silly is tempting...), but here's a quick rundown of the Buckeyes who got the pro nod:
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- CJ Stroud, Quarterback: This gunslinger is ready to take his talents to the next level. Watch out, NFL secondaries, there's a new sheriff in town (and he's got a killer deep ball).
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Wide Receiver: This dude's hands are like magnets dipped in superglue. Get ready for highlight-reel catches that will leave you yelling, "OHIO!" at your TV.
- Paris Johnson Jr., Offensive Tackle: This mammoth of a man is built to protect quarterbacks like a mama bear protecting her cubs. Offensive coordinators, rejoice! Your QB's blindside is safe.
- Luke Wypler, Center: The anchor of the Buckeye offensive line, this guy snaps the ball with the precision of a Swiss watch. Running backs, get ready for some wide-open running lanes.
- Zach Harrison, Defensive End: A relentless pass rusher who strikes fear into the hearts of quarterbacks everywhere. Opposing offenses, better stock up on some smelling salts, because Zach's coming for you.
- Tyreke Spence, Linebacker: This tackling machine is a heat-seeking missile on the field. Running backs, think twice before cutting up the middle, there's a #%@& missile with your name on it waiting.
So there you have it! Six Buckeyes are officially on their way to NFL stardom. We here at Buckeye Banter can't wait to see them light up the league and make us all proud.
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- How to properly celebrate an Ohio State player getting drafted? Easy! Do a cannonball into the nearest body of water (responsibly, of course) while screaming "O-H!" at the top of your lungs.
- How to show off your Buckeye pride at the next NFL game? Rock your favorite jersey, do the OSU fight song with your fellow Buckeye fans, and (respectfully) heckle the opposing team (especially if it's That Team Up North).
- How to impress your friends with your knowledge of Buckeye NFL history? Casually drop the fact that Ohio State has the most first-round draft picks in NFL history. You're welcome.
- How to deal with the inevitable sadness of some Buckeye stars leaving? Distract yourself by watching highlights of the incoming freshman class. The future's bright in Columbus!
- How to stay updated on all things Buckeye football? Well, you're already halfway there by reading this awesome article! But seriously, follow Ohio State Buckeyes on social media, listen to Buckeye podcasts, and, most importantly, cheer on the team every chance you get!
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