The Big Apple's Big Problem: Counting NYC's Homeless Population (It's Trickier Than Counting Pigeons)
Ah, New York City. The city that never sleeps... unless you can't afford a place to sleep, that is. But seriously, figuring out how many people are homeless in this concrete jungle is a head-scratcher that would leave even Einstein bewildered.
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Shelter Shuffle: The Official Count (Kind Of)
The Department of Homeless Services (DHS) tracks folks who snag a cot in a shelter each night. As of April 2024, that number sits at a whopping 147,518. That's more people than live in, well, a whole lot of places.
But wait, there's more! This is just the folks who end up in shelters.
Subway Snoozefest: The Unsheltered Shuffle
Now, counting folks who prefer a cardboard bed beneath the fluorescent glow of the subway? That's a crapshoot. The latest HOPE street survey (yes, it's actually called HOPE, which might be a bit too optimistic for some) counted around 4,140 people catching some shut-eye on the streets. But everyone knows that's likely an underestimate – counting sheep is easier than counting folks who might not want to be found.
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So, the big question remains: how many New Yorkers are actually homeless?
Here's the not-so-satisfying answer: We don't really know. Some estimates guess the number could be over 350,000, which is frankly a sobering statistic.
But hey, at least we have a lot of... pigeons?
(Don't worry, those are way easier to count)
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FAQ: You've Got Questions, We've (Maybe) Got Answers
How to Help the Homeless in NYC?
There are tons of organizations that can use your help! Volunteer your time, donate some necessities, or simply be kind to someone you see struggling.
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How to Avoid Getting Pigeon Pooped On While Counting Pigeons?
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This one's a tough one. Maybe wear a hat?
How to Get Rid of All Those Pigeons?
Don't bother. They're like the mafia – they'll never truly leave.
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How to Afford Rent in NYC?
Ha! Now that's a real head-scratcher. Maybe win the lottery?
How to Deal with Existential Dread After Realizing How Many People Are Homeless in NYC?
Retail therapy? Chocolate? We're here for you, buddy.
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