The Great Toronto Rat Census: Enumerating Our Eight-Legged Roommates (Maybe More Legs?)
Ah, Toronto. A city teeming with life! From the bustling crowds at the CN Tower to the majestic geese lounging in the parks (seriously, those things are bossy), there's never a dull moment. But there's another kind of life lurking in the shadows, a society thriving just beneath the surface: the rats. Yes, those furry (or not-so-furry) little friends everyone loves to chat about (especially after a particularly close encounter in the subway).
But just how many rats are we sharing this fair city with? That, my friends, is the million-dollar question. Or perhaps the nickel-and-dime question, considering the elusive nature of these subterranean socialites.
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The Numbers Game: A Rat's Tale
Unfortunately, Toronto doesn't have an official rat counter (yet). Imagine the poor intern tasked with that job! However, some brave souls have attempted to estimate the rat population.
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- The New York Formula: This method suggests there might be one rat for every person. Now, with a human population of roughly 2.9 million, that translates to a staggering... never mind, we'll avoid math for now. Let's just say it's a lot of rats.
- The Orkin Report: This pest control company, using their, ahem, "expertise," ranked Toronto as Canada's rattiest city (again!). Their methodology is a secret, but hey, at least we have bragging rights...of a sort.
So, How Many Rats Are There Really?
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The honest answer? We don't know for sure. But judging by the frequency of sightings on the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission - subways are basically rat rollercoasters, some would say), the reports of overflowing bins, and the ever-present gnaw marks on takeout containers, it's safe to say there are a whole bunch. A LOT. Possibly more than we'd like to admit.
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Fun Fact: Did you know the scientific term for a group of rats is a mischief? How fitting!
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Living with Our Rodent Roommates
Look, let's face it, rats aren't exactly cuddly. But they are a part of city life. Here's how to maintain a peaceful coexistence:
- Keep it clean: Don't leave food scraps lying around (unless you're setting up a rat buffet, of course).
- Seal up the cracks: Patch any holes in your walls or doors that could be an invitation to a rat sleepover.
- Invest in a good cat: Just kidding (mostly). Cats can help deter rats, but responsible pet ownership is key.
How To... Rat FAQ
- How to avoid rats on the TTC? Practice mindfulness meditation. Okay, not really, but headphones and a good book can be helpful distractions.
- How to tell if you have a rat infestation? Unexplained droppings, gnaw marks, and the sudden urge to move to a different city.
- How to get rid of rats? Contact a professional pest control company. Unless you're Bear Grylls, leave the rat wrangling to the experts.
- How to befriend a rat? We don't recommend this.
- How many rats live in Toronto? Enough. Let's just leave it at that.
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