The Great Philly Pew Pew of 2023: Less Bang for Your Buck (Thank Goodness)
Ah, Philly. City of brotherly love, cheesesteaks that could feed a family of four, and...well, let's be honest, a bit of a reputation for gunfire serenades. But hey, even cowboys gotta settle their differences sometimes, right? (Please note: I do not endorse settling differences with bullets)
So, you're curious, my friend, about how much lead ballet took place in the City of Brotherly Love in 2023? Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into the statistics, with a healthy dose of humor to make this less terrifying than a rogue Gritti Gritters mascot.
How many shootings? The answer, my friend, is less than you might think!
According to the Philadelphia District Attorney himself (and yes, even lawyers can be funny sometimes!), homicides – which, let's face it, usually involve a good ol' fashioned shooting – dipped a cool 20% in 2023. That's 410 unfortunate souls compared to the not-so-delightful 514 in 2022. Progress, people, progress!
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However, before you start planning your victory dance around the Liberty Bell, here's a little reality check. There were still a whole lot of non-fatal shootings in 2023. We're talking enough to make dodgeball in gym class look like a walk in the park. (Although, let's be real, dodgeball was terrifying)
But hey, a decrease is a decrease, right? Let's celebrate the small victories! Here's to hoping 2024 continues this downward trend. We can all do our part by, you know, not shooting each other. Crazy concept, I know.
Now, onto some Frequently Asked Questions (because apparently, you people have a lot of questions about gun violence):
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How to avoid getting shot in Philly?
Easy! Don't stand around in sketchy neighborhoods at 3 am arguing about the merits of Geno's vs. Pat's. Common sense is your best friend here.
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How to help reduce gun violence in Philly?
Great question! There are tons of organizations working on this. Get involved, donate, volunteer your time. Every little bit helps.
How to deal with the emotional toll of gun violence?
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It's tough. Reach out to a therapist, talk to friends and family, don't bottle it up.
How to get information on Philly shootings?
The Philadelphia Police Department website (https://www.phillypolice.com/ois/) has some resources.
How to make Philly a safer place?
Start with yourself! Be a good neighbor, promote peace, and maybe lay off the cheesesteaks for a bit. A healthy community is a safe community.
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