So, You Wanna Know How Many South Africans Are Hiding in London?
Ever wandered down a London street and spotted a braai wafting through the air? Or maybe you heard someone muttering about "load shedding" during a particularly gloomy British downpour (because, let's face it, that's practically the national pastime here).
Those, my friends, are telltale signs of a South African on the loose! But just how many of these sunshine-seeking Mzansi folk have swapped the savanna for the city?
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The Great South African Invasion (It's All Quite Friendly, Really)
Well, buckle up for some stats that might surprise you. Estimates suggest there are over 53,000 South Africans chilling in London - that's a bigger crowd than you'd get at a Twickenham rugby match (although with perhaps slightly less spilled beer).
They're not all concentrated in one place either. Think of them like sprinkles on a Victoria sponge cake (because, you know, tea and all that). Wandsworth in South London seems to be a particular hotspot, with around 6,000 South Africans calling it home.
QuickTip: Pause to connect ideas in your mind.
Why the Big Move?
There are a bunch of reasons why South Africans flock to London. Maybe it's the allure of posh accents, perhaps it's the chance to finally experience proper seasons (because let's be honest, South Africa's four seasons are "kinda hot," "really hot," "still hot," and "hot with rain").
Whatever the reason, one thing's for sure: London's got a vibrant South African community, bringing a touch of biltong and braai magic to the city.
FAQ: Your Guide to Spotting a South African in London
How to identify a South African in London?
QuickTip: Look for patterns as you read.
Listen for phrases like "howzit" (a greeting), or watch out for bewildered expressions at the price of a cup of tea.
How to befriend a South African in London?
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Mention rugby, braai, or boerewors (a spicy sausage) and you're golden.
Tip: Don’t overthink — just keep reading.
How to avoid a fight with a South African in London?
Don't diss Springboks (the South African rugby team) or claim biltong is just beef jerky.
How to impress a South African in London?
QuickTip: Focus on one line if it feels important.
Know the difference between a shisa nyama (a braai social gathering) and a braai (a barbecue).
How to survive a conversation with a South African in London?
Be prepared for a healthy dose of sarcasm and self-deprecating humor.
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