The Big Apple's Big Statues: A Totally Scientific Investigation
Ah, New York City. The city that never sleeps, the concrete jungle where dreams are made of...and apparently, a whole lot of statues are on display. But just how many statues are we talking about? Buckle up, art enthusiasts (and those mildly curious about pigeons with a fondness for bronze beaks), because we're diving into the fascinating world of New York City's sculptural population.
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More Than You Can Shake a Selfie Stick At: Unveiling the Numbers
Here's the truth: nobody knows for sure just how many statues grace the streets and parks of NYC. It's like counting pigeons in Times Square – a valiant effort, but ultimately a bit overwhelming. However, our friends at NYC Parks estimate there are over 800 monuments, with around 250 of those being classified as statues (including a cool 125 honoring historical figures). That's a lot of pigeons with potential Instagram fame!
Where to Find these Stoic Stone Faced Friends?
Statues in New York City are like cockroaches – they're everywhere! You've got the classics, of course, like Lady Liberty holding court in the harbor and the mighty Charging Bull in Bowling Green (though mind your toes, that thing looks like it means business). But venture beyond the tourist traps and you'll find hidden gems tucked away in neighborhood parks, perched on rooftops, or even chilling in cemeteries (hey, some folks like a pensive afterlife).
Central Park is basically a statue buffet, with famous faces like Balto the sled dog and literary giants like Shakespeare all getting the bronze treatment. Don't forget to check out the quirky ones too, like the Alice in Wonderland statue that's the perfect size for a child-sized tea party.
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So, Why So Many Statues?
New Yorkers like their history, that much is clear. Statues are a way to honor heroes, commemorate events, and maybe even inspire a selfie or two. They're also a great conversation starter ("Hey, did you know that Nathan Hale, the spy guy, is buried right there?"). Plus, let's be honest, they look pretty darn cool, especially when they're covered in flickering holiday lights.
But wait, there's more! Some statues are just plain weird. We're talking giant metal thumbs and abstract blobs of… something. Hey, art is subjective, right?
Frequently Asked Statue-y Questions:
How to find a specific statue in NYC?
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The NYC Parks website has a handy database of public art, searchable by location and artist https://www.nycgovparks.org/art-and-antiquities/art-in-the-parks.
How to avoid getting lost while statue-spotting?
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A good map and a healthy dose of wanderlust are your best bets. Getting lost in New York City can be half the fun (though maybe not if you miss your dinner reservation).
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How to take the perfect statue selfie?
Get creative! Pose like you're whispering secrets to George Washington, or pretend to wrestle with the Charging Bull (safety first, folks!).
How to deal with pigeons trying to steal your statue snacks?
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Distraction is key. Crumble up some birdseed and toss it in the opposite direction. Just remember, these feathered fiends are New Yorkers too – they gotta eat!
How to appreciate the sheer awesomeness of NYC's statues?
Just stand back, take it all in, and marvel at the sheer number of stony-faced individuals sharing the city with you. It's a beautiful, bizarre, and totally New York kind of thing.
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