The Great Georgia-Alabama Rivalry: A Decade of Crimson Tide Tears (or Lack Thereof)
Ah, the Georgia-Alabama rivalry. A clash of titans, a battle for SEC supremacy, and a source of endless amusement...for Alabama fans, that is. Look, there's no denying the Crimson Tide has dominated this matchup in recent years. But hey, at least there's always next year, right? nervous laughter
So, how many times has Georgia actually beaten Alabama in the last decade? Buckle up, Dawg fans, this might sting a little.
The answer, in bold and underlined glory (because misery loves company), is: Twice. Yes, TWO. In the last ten years, Alabama has emerged victorious a whopping eight times. Ouch.
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Subheading: Moral Victories Are a Thing, Right?
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Okay, so maybe not a lot more. But hey, those two wins were glorious! Georgia pulled off a nail-biter overtime victory in 2007, and somehow managed to defy the odds again in 2015. Those were the good ol' days...sniff.
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How Many Times Has Georgia Beat Alabama In The Last 10 Years |
Subheading: A Glimpse of Hope (Maybe?)
Look, Alabama can't win forever, can they? Right? Georgia's on a hot streak, and Kirby Smart seems to have figured out a way to at least keep things interesting. Maybe, just maybe, this is the year the tide (pun intended) finally turns.
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How to Cope with the Reality of the Situation
- Distraction is key. Surround yourself with adorable bulldog puppies.
- Embrace the underdog mentality. Who roots for the bully anyway?
- Stock up on red and black. You're gonna need it for all those moral victories.
- Channel your inner Matthew McConaughey. Alright, alright, alright, there's always next year.
- Petty comebacks are a must. "At least we have a national championship, unlike SOME teams..."
There you have it, folks. A not-so-scientific guide to navigating the emotional rollercoaster that is the Georgia-Alabama rivalry. Remember, even the darkest night eventually gives way to dawn. Or at least another disappointing loss to the Crimson Tide. But hey, chin up, Dawg fans! There's always next year.