The New York Jets and the Philadelphia Eagles: A Tale of Two Cities (and One-Sided Rivalry)
Ah, the New York Jets vs. the Philadelphia Eagles. A matchup steeped in tradition... well, sort of. On one hand, you have the Jets, a team with a rich history and a passionate fanbase (don't worry, Jets fans, I hear you back there). On the other hand, you have the Eagles, a team with a perfect record against the Jets. Yes, you read that right. Perfect. This isn't your dad's undefeated season; this is a dynasty built entirely on the backs of the befuddled Jets.
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They Just Can't Catch a Break (or a Football)
So, how many times have the Jets beaten the Eagles? Buckle up, Jets fans, because this one hurts. The answer is a depressing (for Jets fans, at least) zero. That's right, 0 wins in 12 meetings. You'd think they'd win by accident at some point, right? Like, the Eagles trip over a rogue cheesesteak and the ball rolls into the endzone for a Jets touchdown? Apparently not.
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This lopsided record has become a bit of a running joke in the NFL. It's like the Jets are Charlie Brown and the Eagles are Lucy, perpetually pulling the football away at the last second. The Eagles even use this as motivation, probably with pictures of crying Jets fans plastered in their locker room.
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A Glimmer of Hope (Maybe?)
But hey, there's always hope, right? Maybe this will be the year the Jets finally break the curse. Maybe the Eagles will suffer a catastrophic shortage of soft pretzels and their entire team will lose all motivation. Maybe... okay, maybe that's a stretch.
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But seriously, the Jets have a young and exciting team. Maybe, just maybe, they can pull off the upset and etch their names in NFL history (and finally give their fans something to brag about besides hot dog eating contests).
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Here's to you, Jets fans. Don't lose faith. (Just maybe don't bet the house on this one.)
How-To FAQ for Jets Fans:
- How to overcome the mental hurdle of the Eagles' perfect record? Visualize victory. See yourself celebrating in the endzone. Just don't trip over your own shoes in the process.
- How to cope with the inevitable jokes from Eagles fans? Practice your best sarcastic retort. Or, you know, wear earplugs.
- How to prepare for the emotional rollercoaster that will be this game? Stock up on tissues (for tears of joy... or despair) and antacids (because, well, it's the Jets).
- How to celebrate a potential Jets victory? Responsibly, of course. But also in a way that makes Eagles fans truly, deeply envious.
- How to deal with the crushing disappointment if the Jets lose (again)? Distract yourself with Nathan's Famous hot dogs. They may not win the game, but they're a New York staple for a reason.
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