Austin's Triple Digits: From Scorcher to Snoozer - A Tale of Two Summers
Ah, Austin. Live music capital of the world, land of breakfast tacos, and...well, let's be honest, it also gets pretty darn toasty here. We're talking about temperatures that would make a fire hydrant sweat, kind of toasty.
But hey, that's all part of the charm, right? Except, maybe not so much this year.
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Where'd all the Heat Go?
Remember last summer? We practically redefined "heat wave" with a record-breaking 40 days in a row of triple-digit temperatures. We were starting to think flames might spontaneously combust out of our eyeballs.
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This year, however? Things are a little different. As of today, June 30th, 2024, Austin has only seen a measly one day hit 100 degrees. That's right, folks, one whole day. You could almost call it a heat siesta.
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Now, some folks are whispering about a conspiracy by Big Sweater to keep us bundled up and buying overpriced knitwear. Others blame it on a rogue mariachi band who keeps serenading the clouds with rain songs.
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But the most likely culprit? Mother Nature's a fickle mistress, that's all.
So, When Will the Fury Return?
Fear not, heat seekers! The summer's still young (and possibly a little confused). Forecasters are predicting a return of the triple digits sometime soon. So dust off your swimsuits, stock up on sunscreen, and get ready to sweat (hopefully not too much).
In the meantime, enjoy this unexpected break from the inferno. Maybe even take up a new hobby, like, I don't know, ice sculpting.
How To Survive Austin's Triple Digits: A Crash Course
- Hydrate, Hydrate, Hydrate! - Water is your new best friend. Carry a gallon jug everywhere you go (just don't chug it all at once).
- Become Nocturnal - Embrace the vampire life. Sleep during the day and emerge at night when it's (slightly) cooler.
- Befriend all the People with Pools - Sweet talk your neighbors, beg, plead - do whatever it takes to score an invite to a pool party.
- Embrace the Frozen Treats - Ice cream, popsicles, frozen margaritas (hey, it counts!). Indulge in all the icy goodness you can handle.
- Channel Your Inner Turtle - Find some shade, pull out your shell (beach umbrella works too), and wait for the heat to pass.
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