The Burning Question: How Many Twistee Treats Can Florida Possibly Handle?
Florida. Sunshine State. Land of gators, beaches, and questionable fashion choices (those socks with sandals will never go out of style there, fight me). But most importantly, Florida is the birthplace of a legend: Twistee Treat. Those gloriously kitschy soft-serve stands shaped like giant ice cream cones have been a Floridian staple since 1983.
But here's the question that's plagued philosophers for decades, kept scientists up at night, and sparked countless internet arguments: Just how many Twistee Treats are there in Florida?
The Great Twistee Treat Census: A Mystery Wrapped in a Waffle Cone
Unfortunately, there's no simple answer. The original Twistee Treat company went belly up in the 90s, but like a phoenix rising from the ashes (or maybe a milkshake machine magically rebooting), a new Twistee Treat emerged in 1996. Since then, it's been a whirlwind of franchising and store openings.
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Here's what we do know:
- Twistee Treat is HUGE in Florida. It's their spiritual soft-serve home.
- Their website claims locations in Orlando and Tampa, but whispers hint at even more hidden gems scattered throughout the state.
Here's what we DON'T know:
- The exact number. It's a closely guarded secret, possibly tattooed on the bicep of the CEO (we can only hope it's in sprinkles).
- Whether there's a secret Twistee Treat society tasked with maintaining the perfect sprinkle-to-soft-serve ratio across the state. (If there is, we want in.)
Florida Man vs. The Neverending Quest for Soft Serve:
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Let's face it, Florida Man is a force to be reckoned with. He (or she, we don't discriminate in the ice cream line) craves those creamy swirls. So, it's safe to assume there are enough Twistee Treats to satisfy even the most enthusiastic soft-serve enthusiast.
But the hunt for the exact number continues! We, the internet, will not rest until this mystery is solved. In the meantime, grab a spoon (or a waffle cone, we won't judge) and get ready for your next Florida adventure. There's bound to be a Twistee Treat waiting for you around every twist and turn.
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Twistee Treat FAQs:
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How to find a Twistee Treat in Florida?
Your best bet is to use the locations page on their website [Twistee Treat website] (but be warned, it might not be exhaustive).
How to know if a random roadside ice cream stand is a Twistee Treat?
Look for the giant, cone-shaped building. If it's missing, it's probably not the real deal.
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How to order the perfect Twistee Treat?
Chocolate or vanilla? Waffle cone or cup? These are the existential questions, my friend. Choose wisely.
How to deal with the sugar rush afterwards?
Beach time! Florida was made for this.
How to resist the urge to open a Twistee Treat franchise in your own state?
We feel you. It's a constant struggle.
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