The Great London Fox Census: How Many Fuzzy Faces Are REALLY Out There?
Ah, the London fox. A cunning critter, a midnight marauder, a master of the bins and the bane of many a Chihuahua's existence. But just how many of these furry fiends prowl the streets of our fair city? Buckle up, because we're diving into the delightful world of urban fox enumeration (yes, that's a real thing).
Counting Critters: The Numbers Game
Getting a precise headcount on London's fox population is trickier than wrangling a toddler at feeding time. There are no official figures, and unlike the pigeons in Trafalgar Square, foxes don't exactly queue up for a headcount.
However, some brave souls have ventured into the world of fox guesstimation. The London Wildlife Trust throws a number of around 10,000 foxes into the ring. That's a fair few bushy tails navigating the urban jungle!
Is My Garden a Foxy Hotspot?
So, with 10,000 foxes on the loose, does that mean one will be nicking your socks off the washing line any night soon? The answer, dear reader, is it depends. Foxes tend to favour areas with plenty of hiding spots (think overgrown gardens and abandoned buildings) and a reliable food source (bins overflowing with takeaway delights, anyone?).
Here's a handy rule of thumb: if your garden resembles a wildlife sanctuary and your bins resemble a banquet, then a foxy visitor might be a possibility. But fret not, these are mostly nocturnal creatures, so unless you're hosting a late-night bin-diving competition, co-habitation is generally peaceful.
Fun Fact: Foxes are Picky Eaters (Who Knew?)
Believe it or not, our urban foxes aren't just hoovering up greasy chip shop leftovers. They're actually rather discerning diners, with a penchant for rodents, rabbits, and even fruit. So, next time you see a suspiciously skinny rat, you know who to thank (or blame, depending on your perspective).
How To Fox-Related FAQs:
How to deter foxes from my garden? Try using fox deterrents like scent pouches or ultrasonic devices. Just remember, these aren't foolproof, but they might make your garden a little less appealing.
How to befriend a fox? Look, as cute as they are, foxes are wild animals. Admire them from afar is the best course of action.
How to tell if a fox has visited my garden? Paw prints, scat (fox poo), and chewed-up objects are all signs of a foxy visitor.
How to report a problem fox? If a fox is being aggressive or causing damage, contact your local council.
How to throw the ultimate foxy garden party? Not recommended. Seriously, don't do this.