So You Fancy a Fancy Tea at the Savoy, Eh? A Guide to Separating Your Pounds from Your Pence (with a Wink and a Smile)
Let's face it, afternoon tea at The Savoy is about as quintessentially British as shoving a crumpet in your pocket and strolling down Buckingham Palace Road (not recommended, mind you, those crumbs are a nightmare). But between the fancy silverware and the posh frockery, a question pops into your head: how much does this delightful little ritual actually cost?
Buckle Up, Buttercup, It Ain't Poundland
We won't sugarcoat it (because, let's be honest, there's enough of that on the scones already) – an afternoon tea at The Savoy is a bit of a splurge. Their menu starts at a cool £80 per person. But wait! There's more! This is just the base price, like the trusty Darjeeling at the beginning of your tea selection. You can add a glass of bubbly for some extra joie de vivre (and a slightly lighter wallet), and there might be special themed teas with even more bells and whistles (and presumably more pounds on the bill).
Fear Not, Frugal Foodie! There is Hope!
Here's the good news: The Savoy experience is about more than just the food (though let's be real, those finger sandwiches are a work of art). You're paying for the ambiance, the impeccable service, and the chance to clink teacups in a place steeped in history (and probably a fair amount of Earl Grey).
Top Tip: Channel Your Inner Sherlock Holmes and Seek Out the Details
The Savoy's website is your best friend in this quest for tea-riffic knowledge. They have a whole FAQ section dedicated to their afternoon tea service [mention they have a children's menu for £40!]. You can also try calling them directly – who knows, maybe they'll throw in a free scone for your excellent taste (and detective skills).
How to FAQ: Your Afternoon Tea at The Savoy Survival Guide
- How to Save Some Pence: Afternoon tea is typically served between 2:30 pm and 5:30 pm, so you might be able to snag a table during this time for a slightly better deal (though we can't guarantee it).
- How to Dress to Impress (But Not Stress): The Savoy has a "smart casual" dress code, so ditch the ripped jeans but feel free to leave the crown jewels at home.
- How to Handle Those Fancy Teacups: Pinkies out? We say pinkies do whatever feels comfortable, as long as you don't accidentally fling Darjeeling all over your date (or yourself).
- How to Actually Afford This: Let's be honest, afternoon tea is a treat. Save up some pennies, make it a special occasion, and savor every bite (and sip).
- How to Not Freak Out About the Price: Just remember, you're not just paying for tea and scones, you're paying for an experience. And hey, if you close your eyes and pretend you're royalty, maybe the price won't sting quite as much.
