So, You Want to Join the Cult... I Mean, Equinox? Unveiling the Price of Fitness Fancy in NYC
Ah, Equinox. The land of Lululemon-clad yoga masters, eucalyptus-scented locker rooms, and juice cleanses that cost more than your rent. But before you swipe that platinum card and sign your life away, you might be wondering: how much does this whole Equinox extravaganza actually cost in the glorious jungle that is New York City?
Spoiler alert: buckle up, buttercup, because it ain't cheap. But hey, at least you'll have impeccably sculpted calves while you trudge through the subway grates.
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| How Much Is An Equinox Membership In New York City |
The Price is Right... Kinda?
Here's the deal: Equinox memberships in NYC are tiered, like a fancy wedding cake. The higher you go, the more access you get (and the more you pay, obviously). Here's a rundown of the basic flavors:
Tip: The details are worth a second look.
The "Basic Babe" (All-Access Membership): This gets you into most Equinox locations across the city (and the US!) for a cool $315 a month. Think of it as the "I just want a decent gym with fancy shampoo" option.
The "Destination Diva" (Destination Membership): This bumps you up to $345 a month and lets you visit allllmost all the Equinoxes in NYC, except for the super swanky ones (we'll get to those in a sec). Think "Yes, I want all the yoga classes, but I wouldn't be caught dead at Hudson Yards."
The "Global Glamour Girl" (Destination + Everything Membership): Now we're talking! For a mere $405 a month, you unlock the doors to every single Equinox in the entire world, including those elusive NYC hot spots. Think "Private jets and designer gym memberships? Don't mind if I do!"
But Wait, There's More! (Because of Course There Is)
Now, about those super swanky clubs. There are a few Equinox locations in NYC that are considered the cr�me de la cr�me, like the one at Hudson Yards. To grace these hallowed halls, you'll need to be a Destination + Hudson Yards member, which will set you back a cool $405 a month. Think "I bathe in Fiji water and my workouts are personally catered by a celebrity trainer."
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Important side note: There are also these things called E Clubs, which are basically the Beyonc� of Equinox gyms. To even get a whiff of these mythical places, you'll need the most expensive membership, which isn't even advertised online (because, you know, exclusivity). So, if you have to ask...well, you probably can't afford it.
QuickTip: Look for lists — they simplify complex points.
FAQ: Your Burning Equinox Membership Questions Answered (with a Wink)
How to avoid sticker shock? Easy! Just convince yourself that the eucalyptus steam room is actually a magic anti-aging machine.
How to snag a deal? Keep an eye out for Equinox promotions, but be warned, they're rarer than a smile on a New York cabbie's face.
QuickTip: Focus more on the ‘how’ than the ‘what’.
How to decide which membership is right for you? Ask yourself: how important is it to casually bump into a Real Housewife at the juice bar?
How to justify the cost? Think of it as an investment in your temple...or at least your perfectly toned biceps.
Tip: A slow skim is better than a rushed read.
How to maintain a healthy social life while spending all your money on Equinox? Group fitness classes! Make some gym friends and then spend all your post-workout socializing at a park (because, let's be real, you can't afford brunch anymore).
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