You and Illinois: A Not-So-Geographical Guide
Ah, Illinois, the Land of Lincoln, deep dish pizza, and...uh...well, a whole lot of corn (seriously, it's like a yellow wonderland). But let's say you're itching for a Windy City adventure (or maybe a trip to Springfield to, you know, walk where Honest Abe walked). You've got your sights set, you're practically packing your bags, but then a question pops into your head like a rogue kernel at a popcorn factory:
How many states do I gotta dodge to get to Illinois?
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Hold your horses (or should we say, Chicago hot dogs?) because the answer depends on where you're starting your trek. Illinois isn't exactly an island (although sometimes it might feel that way with all that glorious Lake Michigan bordering it).
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- Eastbound and Down (or Up, Depending on Your Perspective): Indiana's your only neighboring state in this direction. So, pack your best "Hoosier Hospitality" courtesy wave, because you'll be seeing a lot of Indiana on your way.
- Westward Expansion (Minus the Whole Cowboy Hat): The mighty Mississippi River forms Illinois's western border. But across that watery expanse lies Iowa and Missouri, so you might need to dust off your inner Lewis and Clark for this aquatic adventure (although a ferry will probably do just fine).
- The Great Lakes Escape (Because Who Needs Land Borders Anyway?): Lake Michigan provides a watery barrier to the north, separating Illinois from Wisconsin and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan (yes, that's a thing!).
- Southern Charm (Literally, It Gets Hotter Down There): Kentucky is the lone southern neighbor, so get ready for some sweet tea and maybe a twang or two in your accent by the time you get there.
But Wait, There's More! The Not-So-Black-and-White Answer
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See, the beauty of Illinois (besides, you know, all the beauty within the state itself) is that it's pretty darn central. You can reach a good chunk of the US without having to become a state-hopping ninja. But hey, if that's your travel style, more power to you!
Frequently Asked Illinois-Adjacent Adventures
How to avoid getting lost in the cornfields? Stock up on snacks (because, let's face it, corn is delicious, but it gets old fast), and download a good GPS.How to tell the difference between Indiana and Illinois? Honestly, it can be tricky. Maybe ask a local about the best deep dish pizza?
How to survive a ferry ride on the Mississippi? Pack some Dramamine, just in case. And maybe a good book, because sometimes the mighty river can be a slow mover.How to handle all that Lake Michigan water? Bring your swimsuit! (Although, maybe not in the winter...brrr)
How to avoid culture shock in Kentucky? Just remember, "y'all" means "you all," not some pirate greeting.
So there you have it! Your guide (with a dash of humor) to navigating your way to Illinois. Now get out there and explore!
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