So You Wanna Be a Demon: A Guide to Melbourne Membership Glory (and How Much It'll Cost Ya)
Ah, the Melbourne Demons. A team steeped in history, a sea of red and blue, and a guaranteed conversation starter at any Melbourne pub (especially after a close game... buckle up for those!). But before you dive headfirst into the Demon Army, there's one crucial question: how much does this membership business set you back?
Fear Not, Frugal Fanatic! There's a Demon Deal for Everyone
The beauty of Melbourne memberships is the variety. Think of it like a buffet: some folks want all-you-can-eat access (reserved seating, fancy lunches), while others are happy with a snag and a beer (general admission, high fives with strangers). Here's a breakdown to get your inner Demon sorted:
The Flexitarian Fan (from $120): This is your "choose your own adventure" option. Get access to 3 or 5 home games (perfect for the casual supporter or the eternally busy). Bonus points for the fancy name, right?
The General Admission Guru (from $120): This is your bread-and-butter membership. You get general admission to all home games, which means you can snag a spot wherever the Demon spirit takes you (though prime snag territory might require some fancy footwork).
The Demon Devotee (from $229, with perks!): This fancy package includes reserved seating, a free junior membership for your mini-Demon, and exclusive access to member-only stuff. Basically, you're practically royalty in the Demon ranks.
The Digital Demon ($250): Not everyone wants to brave the crowds. This option gets you a Kayo subscription to watch every game from the comfort of your couch (plus bragging rights for being the most relaxed Demon supporter around).
Hold Up, There's More! (Because Free Stuff is Always Awesome)
No matter what membership you choose, you'll get some sweet extras:
- Discounts! Who doesn't love a discount? Members get 10% off at the Demon Shop (because everyone needs a new scarf, right?)
- Priority access to finals tickets: When the Demons are on a tear and chasing premiership glory, you won't be left scrambling for tickets.
Alright, Alright, You've Sold Me. How Do I Sign Up?
Head over to the Melbourne Football Club Membership website. It's easier than wrestling a rogue Sherrin (though that might be a fun party trick).
Frequently Asked Questions by the Financially Astute Fan
How to score a bargain on a membership? Keep an eye out for early bird discounts or special offers. The Demons are sneaky like that (in a good way).
How to convince my mate to join the Demon Army? Bribery with snags is always a good first step. Alternatively, show them some epic highlights and remind them that misery loves company (opposition fans, that is).
How to justify the cost to my significant other? Think of it as an investment in your happiness (and maybe some fancy dinners to make up for all those games).
How to know which membership is right for me? Consider your budget and how many games you realistically see yourself attending. There's no shame in starting small and upgrading your Demon status later.
How to sound like a true Demon supporter? Practice your best "Demons!" battle cry and learn the club song (bonus points for dramatic air guitar during the chorus).
So there you have it, folks! Your guide to Melbourne memberships, minus the tears (hopefully those are reserved for the opposition). Now get out there, snag your membership, and join the Demon faithful!
