Myki Mishaps: How Much Does Fumbling Your Fare Cost in Melbourne?
Ah, the Myki. Melbourne's magical little rectangle that unlocks a world of trams, trains, and buses (well, magical if you remember to touch on). But let's be honest, we've all been there. You're running late, digging through your bag like a crazed archaeologist searching for a lost artifact, and... nothing. You forgot to top up your Myki, or worse, left it at home nestled amongst yesterday's receipts (RIP movie ticket stub from 2019). Now you're staring down the barrel of a potential Myki fine, and your mind starts racing: Is it a small slap on the wrist or a bigger hit to the wallet than that regrettable karaoke session?
Fear Not, Fellow Fare Evader (Not Really)
The good news is, a Myki fine isn't going to break the bank (unless your bank account resembles that dusty piggy bank from childhood). The bad news is, it's definitely not pocket change either. Brace yourself for a fine of around $75.30 (ouch). But hey, at least it's not a small fortune, right? Although, that could've bought you a decent amount of smashed avo on toast.
But Wait, There's More! (Because Fines Love Company)
That $75.30 is just the tip of the iceberg, friend. If you don't cough up the cash within a certain timeframe, that little fine can snowball into a much bigger one. We're talking late payment fees and a whole lot of paperwork. So, the moral of the story? Don't be a Myki martyr! Pay your fine promptly and avoid the extra drama.
Myki Fine FAQs: Your Burning Questions Answered (Hopefully)
1. How to Avoid a Myki Fine Altogether?
Simple! Touch on with a valid Myki every time you ride public transport. Shocking, we know. But hey, it works!
2. How to Check My Myki Balance?
There are a few ways to do this: tap your Myki at a Myki machine, use the PTv app, or visit a participating retailer. Basically, anywhere that looks like it dispenses magical transportation powers (read: Myki top-up).
3. How to Top Up My Myki?
Again, Myki machines, the PTv app, participating retailers - you've got options! Just don't forget to actually top it up this time.
4. How to Contest a Myki Fine?
If you think you were unfairly fined (maybe you had a genuine Myki malfunction?), you can request a review. But remember, forgetting your Myki isn't exactly a superhero origin story.
5. How to Move On From My Myki Mishap With Dignity?
Laugh it off! We've all been there. Just vow to be a more responsible Myki user next time. And maybe hide a spare Myki in your wallet, just in case.
