The Great Perth PS5 Price Pilgrimage: A Quest for Not-Getting-Gouged
Ah, the PS5. A mythical beast, whispered about in hushed tones by gamers across the land. But for you, intrepid adventurer of Perth, there's a burning question: just how much does this elusive console cost?
Fear not, for I shall be your guide! (Think Gandalf, but way less dramatic and probably wearing boardies).
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The Official Line: Retail Recommended Prices (They Might Be a Fantasy)
The good folks at Sony have decreed that the PS5 shall cost:
- AU$799.95 for the disc drive version (the one that plays those fancy Blu-ray thingies)
- AU$679.95 for the Digital Edition (all digital, all the time)
But hold your horses (or should that be wallabies?) These are the Recommended Retail Prices (RRP). In the wild, amidst the flashing neon signs and enticing displays of electronics stores, things can get a little... hairier.
Tip: Reading in chunks improves focus.
The Street Hustle: When Prices Take Flight (and not in a good way)
Finding a PS5 at RRP can feel like winning the lottery. Some retailers might have stock, but be prepared for some epic battles (or at least refreshing your web browser until your fingers fall off).
Here's the lowdown:
- Keep an eye on websites and social media of major retailers like JB Hi-Fi, Big W, Target, etc. They might just have a restock up their sleeve.
- Try independent game stores. Sometimes, they score a hidden gem of PS5 goodness.
Word to the wise: Don't get tempted by some shady online marketplace selling a PS5 for a price that seems too good to be true. It probably is.
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Patience is a Virtue (Especially When it Comes to PS5s)
If you can't snag a PS5 right away, fret not! Here's how to stay sane while waiting:
- Bond with your old console. Remember all those great games you haven't finished yet? Now's your chance!
- Explore the world of PC gaming. There are some amazing titles out there, and you might be surprised by what you discover.
- Take up a new hobby. Learn to juggle flaming chainsaws! Write the next great Australian novel! The possibilities are endless (though maybe avoid the flaming chainsaw thing).
PS5 Perth Pilgrimage: FAQ
1. How to check PS5 stock in Perth?
Call your local electronics stores or follow them on social media for updates.
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2. How to avoid getting ripped off when buying a PS5?
Stick to reputable retailers and avoid online marketplaces with suspiciously low prices.
3. How to know if a PS5 deal is too good to be true?
Tip: Reading with intent makes content stick.
If it sounds like someone's selling a PS5 made of solid gold for ten bucks, it probably is.
4. How to manage my impatience while waiting for a PS5?
Distract yourself with other games, hobbies, or activities that don't involve setting fire to things (refer to point 3 under "Patience is a Virtue").
5. How to celebrate finally getting a PS5?
Do a victory dance! Invite your mates over for a gaming marathon! Write a haiku about your joy (bonus points if it rhymes with "oy").
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