The Great San Diego Rain Drought of... Last Week? A Deep Dive (Kind Of)
Let's face it, San Diego isn't exactly known for its weeping skies. We're more sunshine and sandals than raincoats and rogue puddles. So, when the weather forecast dared to whisper the word "rain" last week, it was like a collective gasp rippled through the city. Did the weather gods finally get their wires crossed? Were we about to experience a full-on monsoon?
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| How Much Rain Did San Diego Get Last Week |
Drizzle Disappointment or Downpour Delight?
Well, buckle up buttercup, because the answer is... neither. San Diego received about as much rain last week as a particularly enthusiastic sprinkler gives your lawn. We're talking trace amounts, folks. Maybe enough to dampen a seagull's wingspan, but definitely not enough to fill your pool (although, let's be honest, who even fills pools anymore?).
There were some reports of slightly more dramatic downpours in certain pockets of the city, with some lucky ducks (or should we say, lucky pigeons?) experiencing a sprinkle that lasted a whole five minutes. But for the most part, San Diego remained comfortably dry.
So, What Does This Mean for You?
Absolutely nothing! Carry on with your regularly scheduled sun-worshipping activities. Unless you're a particularly parched plant, this non-event of a rainy week won't impact your life in the slightest.
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But hey, at least it wasn't a complete bust! We can all take solace in the fact that the weather forecasters got to flex their meteorological muscles for a hot minute, even if the rain itself was a no-show.
Rain FAQ: San Diego Style
Since we all know how much San Diegans love a good FAQ (frequently answered question, for those who haven't memorized the internet by now), here are a few rain-related queries tailored to our fair city:
How to prepare for a San Diego rainstorm?
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Stock up on... well, sunscreen actually. You'll probably need it more.
How to tell if it's raining in San Diego?
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Look outside your window. If you see people running for cover, it might be a rogue sprinkler.
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How to collect rainwater in San Diego?
Invest in a giant sponge. You'll be waiting a while.
How often does it rain in San Diego?
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Let's just say "occasionally" is a generous term.
How to make it rain in San Diego?
Perform an elaborate rain dance involving a seagull feather and a bottle of sunscreen. (We're pretty sure this doesn't work, but hey, it's more entertaining than watching paint dry.)
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