Did it Rain in Melbourne Today? The Official "Did I Need My Umbrella?" Report
Ah, Melbourne. The city of four seasons in one day, where the locals are experts at layering and own more scarves than a Kardashian's closet. But today, the question on everyone's mind is: did it actually rain?
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The Great Drizzle Detective on the Case
We've dispatched our crack team of weather sleuths (otherwise known as refreshing weather websites a bunch of times) and can confirm that Melbourne has, drumroll please, dodged a soaking! That's right, folks, it appears the rain gods decided to take a day off.
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But hold on a sec (dramatic music sting), what if you live in that microclimate where it ALWAYS seems to rain? Fear not, dear reader, for we've got you covered.
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Did My Tiny Pocket of Melbourne Get Absolutely Drenched?
Listen, we can't guarantee anything in this weather rollercoaster of a city. But according to official reports, Melbourne has seen zilch, nada, no rain in the past 24 hours.
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However, if you woke up to find your washing looking like it went swimming, well, that's just Melbourne being Melbourne. We recommend seeking solace in a Tim Tam and a strong cup of coffee.
QuickTip: Slow down if the pace feels too fast.
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Important Meteorological Mumbo Jumbo (Skip this if you just want the goss)
For the science enthusiasts out there, we've consulted the Bureau of Meteorology (because apparently they like rain data more than anyone) and can confirm that the official rainfall reading for Melbourne today is 0.0 millimetres.
That's drier than a vegemite sandwich left out on a hot day.
FAQ: How to Survive a Melbourne Downpour (Just in Case)
How to:
- Avoid rogue umbrellas: Trust us, these become more dangerous than helpful in strong winds.
- Channel your inner ninja: Master the art of the Melbourne shuffle to navigate flooded streets.
- Embrace the hygge: Light some candles, throw on a doona, and enjoy a rainy day movie marathon.
- Stock up on hot chocolate: Because nothing warms the soul like a steaming mug on a gloomy day.
- Develop a sixth sense for tram delays: It's practically a superpower in Melbourne.
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