The Great Buffalo Snowmageddon of 2022: A Measured Look at an Unmeasurable Pile of White Stuff
Ah, Buffalo. The Queen City. Known for its chicken wings, its die-hard Bills fans, and, of course, its monumental capacity for snowfall. But just how monumental are we talking? Buckle up, folks, because we're about to dive into the white abyss that was Buffalo's winter of 2022.
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The Numbers Don't Lie (But They Might Make You Cry)
Let's get down to brass tacks, shall we? We're talking a season total that would make a yeti raise an eyebrow: over 100 inches of snow. That's right, folks, enough snow to build a small mountain range in your backyard (not recommended, but hey, to each their own).
Now, before you start prepping for next winter (it's June, my friends, relax!), it's important to remember that not all of Buffalo suffered equally. Some areas, particularly those nestled in the cozy embrace of Lake Erie's snowmaking magic, saw totals that would put Santa's workshop to shame. We're talking feet, not inches, people! Places like West Seneca and South Buffalo were practically buried, reaching a snow-covered nirvana of around 3 feet.
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Buffalo vs The Rest: A Tale of Two Cities (or Rather, Two Snowdrifts)
But fear not, citizens of the non-blizzard-ravaged world! Downtown Buffalo itself got a slightly less impressive (though still significant) dusting of around 10 inches. So, while some Buffalonians were channeling their inner Eskimos, others were enjoying a brisk walk in the park (with proper snow gear, of course).
Moral of the story? Location, location, location. When it comes to Buffalo snow, knowing where you stand (or rather, where you sink) is key.
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Frequently Asked Snow-stravaganza Questions:
How to prepare for Buffalo snow? Layers, my friend, layers. And a good shovel.
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How to survive a Buffalo snowstorm? Stock up on wings, hot cocoa, and good company. Board games are also a plus.
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How to measure a Buffalo snowdrift? Hope and pray you have a tall friend.
How to melt Buffalo snow? Time and a whole lot of sunshine (or maybe a flamethrower, but use caution!).
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How to avoid Buffalo snow altogether? Move to Florida. But then you'd miss out on wings, so there's that.
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