The Great New York City Snow Hunt: An Expedition for the Elusive Snowflake
Ah, New York City. The city that never sleeps...well, except maybe during a blizzard. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be out there wrestling with snowdrifts and battling rogue snowmen? Speaking of snowmen, that brings us to the question on everyone's mind (or at least everyone reading this with a hint of amusement): How much snow is blanketing the Big Apple right now?
Brace Yourselves...for Disappointment
The answer, my friends, is nada, zilch, zip. That's right, New York City is currently experiencing a snow drought of epic proportions. There's more chance of you spotting a bagel flying over a pretzel cart than finding a single snowflake on the ground.
But Don't Despair, Fellow Snow Seekers!
Fear not, adventurous souls yearning for a winter wonderland fix! Here are some alternative snow-spotting adventures you can embark on in NYC (without actually finding any snow):
- Head to the Met: They might not have real snow, but they do have some pretty cool winter landscapes in their paintings. Just don't try to build a snowball out of a Monet.
- Museum of the Moving Image: Catch a documentary about the history of epic snowstorms in New York City. Live vicariously through the struggles of yesteryear!
- Central Park Carousel: Pretend the white horse is made of snow. It'll be our little secret.
Frequently Asked Snow-less in NYC Questions:
How to channel your inner Elsa when there's no snow? Belt out "Let it Go" at the top of your lungs in the shower. It's basically the same thing.
How to build a snowman without snow? Get creative! Use marshmallows, whipped cream, or even those giant cotton candy things they sell at Times Square.
How to convince your friends you braved a blizzard? Post a heavily-filtered selfie with a winter hat and scarf. Location tag: Antarctica (they won't know the difference).
How to cool down on a hot summer day in NYC? Hit up a bodega for a giant iced coffee. It's practically the same as a snowball fight...except way less messy.
How to find out when it actually DOES snow in NYC? Keep an eye on the weather forecast. But let's be honest, with climate change, that might be a long wait.
