The Great Toronto Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It's June!
Ah, Toronto weather. You never know quite what to expect. One minute you're bundled up like a mummy in February, the next you're sweating through your socks in July. So, with the summer solstice just around the corner, you might be wondering: is the apocalypse nigh? Will we be digging ourselves out of a snowdrift the size of the CN Tower?
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Relax, fellow Torontonians!
Tip: Stop when confused — clarity comes with patience.
While our fair city can be a weather wildcard, there's absolutely no chance of snow in the foreseeable future. In fact, according to the latest forecasts, the only thing falling from the sky this week will be sunshine (and maybe a rogue bird feather or two).
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But hey, if you're REALLY itching to build a snowman, here are some helpful tips for finding snow in June (outside of your freezer, that is):
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- Head north, young adventurer! A quick road trip to Algonquin Park might just yield some snow patches clinging on for dear life.
- Channel your inner Elsa and build a snow fort... out of hail! Not ideal, but desperate times call for desperate measures (and who knows, it might become a new summer trend!).
- Stockpile that leftover Halloween fake snow. It may not be the real deal, but it'll definitely cool you down on a hot summer day.
But seriously, folks, enjoy this glorious summer weather! Dust off your swimsuit, fire up the barbecue, and soak up the sunshine. Because before you know it, pumpkin spice lattes will be back, and we'll all be complaining about the impending polar vortex again.
How To: Embrace the June sunshine!
- How to Maximize Vitamin D Intake: Slather on the sunscreen and hit the park!
- How to Avoid Melty Shoe Syndrome: Stick to sidewalks and grassy areas.
- How to Cool Down Like a Pro: Invest in a good quality fan (or strategically placed popsicles).
- How to Thwart Rogue Ice Cream Headaches: Pace yourself, my friend.
- How to Prepare for the Inevitable Fall Feels: Stock up on cozy sweaters now, while the discounts are good!
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