The Great New York City Snowpocalypse of... June 18th? Not Quite.
Ah, June. The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, and... absolutely no chance of a blizzard. That's right, folks, for those of you who've dusted off your skis in preparation for a Tuesday snowstorm in the Big Apple, we have some not-so-chilly news: New York City is expecting sunshine, not snowflakes, come June 18th.
Now, before you go all Scrooge McDuck and yell at the clouds for ruining your dreams of a tropical-beach-meets-winter-wonderland vacation, here's a little something to consider:
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- Snow in June in NYC? Rare as a well-behaved pigeon. We're talking about a meteorological miracle, people.
- Think about the logistics! Imagine the poor sanitation workers trying to wrestle with snow plows in the middle of a heatwave. Not exactly a recipe for employee satisfaction.
- Your sandals will thank you. Seriously, who wants to tromp around in slush with perfectly good pedicures waiting to happen?
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But Wait, There's More (Sunshine!)
Now, let's not dwell on the lack of a fictional snowpocalypse. Here's what you can actually expect on Tuesday:
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- Sunshine! Get that Vitamin D pumping, people!
- Warm weather! Break out the swimsuits (safely, after all, it's still June)
- Maybe a stray cloud or two, just to keep things interesting. You wouldn't want a sky that's too perfect, would you?
So, what can you do with this information?
- Plan your outdoor adventures! Hit that rooftop bar, have a picnic in Central Park, or just relax and soak up the rays.
- Ditch the snow boots. Embrace the fact that flip-flops are the only footwear you'll need.
- Confuse your social media followers. Post pictures of yourself basking in the sun with the caption "Just another snow day in NYC!"
How-To: Embrace the June Sunshine Edition (FAQ)
How to: Channel your inner beach bum?
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- Easy! Grab your sunscreen, a hat, and your favorite playlist.
How to: Avoid any lingering disappointment about the lack of snow?
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- Focus on the fact that you won't have to shovel your driveway. Seriously, small victories.
How to: Prepare for the actual weather forecast?
- Check your favorite weather app or website for the most up-to-date information.
How to: Deal with friends who are still clinging to the snowstorm fantasy?
- Humor them. Maybe they secretly yearn for a snowball fight in the summer heat?
How to: Most importantly, how to enjoy a beautiful June day in New York City?
- Just relax and have fun! After all, sunshine is pretty darn awesome too.
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