The Great Holland Snowpocalypse: Is it Coming, or Should We Stock Up on Swimsuits?
Ah, Holland, Michigan. Land of gorgeous tulips, stunning sunsets over Lake Michigan, and...blizzards? That last one might have you doing a spit-take on your Juicy Lucy (IYKYK). So, the burning question on everyone's mind (well, maybe not the one actively grilling out right now) is: how much snow is this fair city supposed to get?
Hold Your Horses (Before You Shovel Them): Here's the Deal
According to the latest weather reports, Holland is looking more like a beach vacation destination than a winter wonderland. No need to break out the parkas and snow boots just yet. In fact, you might want to dust off your flip-flops because sunshine and warm temperatures seem to be the forecast for the foreseeable future.
But Wait, There's More (Weatherman Voice)
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Now, let's not get cocky. Michigan weather can be as unpredictable as a squirrel with a case of the zoomies. There's always a chance of a rogue flurry or two, especially as we head into the fall and winter months. But for now, it's safe to say you can leave the snow shovel in the garage and focus on more important things, like perfecting your tan or perfecting your tulip-growing skills (because those things are seriously impressive).
Frequently Asked Snow- (or Lack Thereof) -pocalyptic Questions:
How to prepare for a rogue flurry in Holland, Michigan?
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Easy! Keep a light jacket handy and maybe an umbrella. But more importantly, stock up on vitamin D because that sunshine is going to be your best friend.
How to tell the difference between a rogue flurry and a full-blown snowstorm?
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If you can still see your neighbor's house across the street, it's probably a flurry. If you can't even see your own toes, well, that's a different story.
Tip: Read actively — ask yourself questions as you go.
How to convince your friends from out of state that Holland doesn't get buried in snow every year?
Show them this very informative (and hilarious) article!
Tip: Break it down — section by section.
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How to celebrate the lack of snow?
Beach bonfire, anyone?
How to (hopefully) avoid a future snowpocalypse in Holland?
We can't control the weather, but we can send good vibes into the atmosphere. Positive thoughts only, people!
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