So You Want to Be a Fancy Londoner, Eh? A Guide to Becoming a Freeman of the City
Ever dreamt of ditching the "commoner" label and becoming a bonafide London VIP? Well, my friend, have I got the path for you! Forget conquering dragons or winning reality TV (although those might help), set your sights on becoming a Freeman of the City of London.
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| How To Be A Freeman Of The City Of London |
But First, Some History (Skippable, But Way More Interesting Than Your Average Toast)
The whole "Freeman" thing goes way back. We're talking medieval markets, apprenticeships, and the clanging of blacksmith hammers. Back then, being a Freeman meant you had the right to ply your trade and enjoy some sweet perks within the City walls. Think exemption from tolls and the right to vote in local elections (pretty swanky for the time).
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Fast Forward to Fancy Dress and Free Swords (Okay, Maybe Not the Swords)
These days, the benefits are a bit more subtle. You won't be dodging toll collectors, but you do get bragging rights and the chance to participate in some pretty cool traditions. We're talking fancy ceremonies, access to ancient guild halls, and the right to drive sheep across London Bridge (though, frankly, who even owns sheep anymore?).
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Important Note: Driving sheep across the bridge is highly discouraged these days. Traffic wardens have no chill.
Tip: Be mindful — one idea at a time.
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How to Join the Club (Because Apparently There's Still a Club)
Alright, enough history, on to the good stuff! Here are the ways you can become a Freeman:
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- The Livery Lane: This is the classic route. Join a Livery Company (think guilds for modern professions) through an apprenticeship, being a child of a member (fancy that!), or just by applying (though some companies have requirements). Once you're a Liveryman, you can apply for Freeman status.
- The Nomination Name Game: Know a couple of bigwigs in the City? Get them to nominate you! This is a good option for those who skipped the whole apprenticeship thing.
- The Electoral Entry (The Easy Route): Been on the City of London Electoral Roll for a year? Congratulations, you're practically in! No application or fees required, just fill out a form and bam, Freeman status.
Top Tip: Brushing up on your Shakespearean insults might come in handy. You never know when you might need to verbally joust with another Freeman over the best pasty recipe.
FAQs for the Fancy-Free Wannabes:
- How much does it cost? Depends on the route you take. Nomination route comes with a £170 "fine" (not really a fine, more of an initiation fee). The rest are generally free.
- Do I need to live in London? Nope! You can be a Freeman from anywhere in the world (though you might miss out on the sheep-driving fun).
- Is there a test? No dragon-slaying or pub trivia involved (although that would be way more entertaining).
- What are the benefits? Bragging rights, access to ancient halls, and the aforementioned sheep-driving privilege (use with caution).
- Is it worth it? Up to you! It's a historic tradition with some cool perks. But hey, if all you crave is free passage across London Bridge, maybe just use the tube.
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