Tentacles at Twilight: The Hilarious (and Legal) Guide to Catching Octopus in Perth
So you've set your sights on becoming Perth's mollusc maestro, a cephalopod wrangler of the highest order? Well, mate, buckle up, because wrangling these eight-armed escape artists is no mean feat. But fear not, for this guide will have you hauling in octopus like a seasoned sea dog (or should that be sea octopus?) in no time.
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Gear Up for Glory! (Without Getting Pinched)
First things first, chuck those spears and nets aside. Here in WA, we're all about sustainable fishing, and that means playing by the rules. The weapon of choice? Trigger Traps. Think fancy underwater apartments with a one-way door. These gotta be approved by the Department of Primary Industries and Regional Development (DPIRD), otherwise you might find yourself in a sticky situation (and not the delicious, octopus kind).
Finding Nemo's Eight-Legged Cousin (Without Actually Finding Nemo)
Now, location is key. Octopus aren't exactly fans of flashing disco balls, so forget the bright lights and blaring music. These guys prefer rocky reefs and weedy ledges, places with lots of nooks and crannies to call home. Tip: Look for areas with other octopus hunters like shy crabs and skittish fish. They might not be handing out invitations, but their presence is a good sign.
The Bait Debate: What Makes an Octopus Tickle (or Whatever Octopi Do)
Here's where things get interesting. There's no one-size-fits-all answer, but fresh prawns, mussels, or even a hermit crab sans home can be tempting options. Remember: Think fresh! These fellas are smart cookies (or should that be cephalopod canap�s?) and won't be fooled by yesterday's barbie leftovers.
Tip: Patience makes reading smoother.
The Big Haul: Patience is a Virtue (Especially When Dealing with Escape Artists)
So you've cast your trappy line, baited your abode of cephalopod comfort, and now comes the waiting game. Here's where you crack a bevvy (responsibly, of course, because skippering a boat requires a clear head), and admire the glorious Perth sunset. Don't be tempted to peek too early. Octopus are shy and might hightail it out of there if they sense any disturbance.
Generally, give it 24 hours and then, with a hearty "Crikey!", haul in your prize. Just be prepared for a bit of a fight. These guys are strong swimmers and can camouflage themselves in a flash.
Frequently Asked Cephalopod Catching Conundrums:
How to Avoid Being Pinched by an Octopus?
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Respect their personal space! They might look cute and cuddly, but their suckers are more for gripping rocks than giving hugs. Use a long-handled net to safely scoop them up.
How to Tell if an Octopus is Fresh?
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Their eyes should be bright and clear, and their skin firm and not slimy. If it looks like it's been hanging out at the beach a little too long, best to let it be.
Tip: Skim once, study twice.
How to Cook Your Catch?
There are endless recipes! Grilled, stewed, or even sashimi (for the adventurous). Just make sure you know what you're doing, as improper preparation can be a real downer.
How to Keep Leftovers Fresh?
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Octopus freezes well! Just make sure it's cleaned and portioned properly before chucking it in the freezer.
How to Share Your Catch with Mates?
The best part! Octopus tapas night, anyone? Just be prepared to be hailed as the official Perth octopus whisperer.
So there you have it! With a little bit of know-how and a whole lot of patience, you'll be a certified octopus aficionado in no time. Just remember, respect the environment, follow the rules, and most importantly, have fun!
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