The Great Escape: A Not-So-Historical Guide to Fleeing the Tower (In Nioh, Of Course)
You've awoken in a dingy cell, reeking of regret and stale bread. The clinking of chains isn't exactly a five-star wake-up call, and hey, who knew the afterlife involved mandatory hard time in the Tower of London? Fear not, intrepid warrior, because this ain't your average tourist trap. This is Nioh, and escape is most definitely on the menu (though the actual menu might just be more stale bread).
Phase the First: Out of the Frying Pan (Literally, It's a Cell)
Step 1: Befriend the glowing spirit dude. Don't worry, he's here to help (and totally not judge you for that whole yokai mess). Follow his spectral beckoning and say goodbye to your luxurious prison accommodations.
Step 2: Punch your way out (metaphorically). There's a conveniently breakable wall just waiting for your fist (or fancy weapon, if you've got one). Remember: Patience is a virtue, but sometimes a good punch is the answer.
Phase the Second: Evasion 101 - Tourist Edition (Because Seriously, Who Knew the Tower Had This Many Guards?)
Step 1: Don't be a tourist. Unlike your average sightseer, you probably shouldn't stop and admire the architecture. These guards are less interested in history lessons and more interested in turning you into a historical footnote (the dead kind).
Step 2: Ninja-ing is for suckers (sometimes). Sure, you could try a full-onshinobi sneak-out, but sometimes a good ol' fashioned fight is more your style (and besides, all that loot ain't gonna collect itself).
Step 3: Befriend the narrow corridors (kind of). These tight spaces can be a double-edged sword. They can funnel enemies, but they can also funnel you. Use them strategically to pick off enemies one by one, but be mindful of getting cornered.
Phase the Third: Freedom Fries and Open Skies (Well, Maybe Not Fries, But You Get the Idea)
- Step 3: Follow the light (not that kind of light show). There will be a glowing exit somewhere in this maze of guards and grumpy yokai. Follow it, and hopefully, fresh air and sunshine (or whatever passes for sunshine in Nioh) await.
Congratulations! You've successfully escaped the Tower of London (though surviving the rest of the game is a whole other story).
Bonus Tip: Stock up on healing items and sharpen your weapon. You're gonna need it.
Frequently Asked Escapee Questions:
How to punch the wall good? Simple! Just wail on it with your strongest attack.
How to avoid the guards? Stealth is always an option, but sometimes a well-timed dodge or parry is your best friend.
How to survive the yokai? Fire is their weakness, but learning their attack patterns is key.
How much loot should I grab? As much as you can carry without getting weighed down!
How do I know I'm going the right way? Look for the glowing exit, or follow the convenient objective marker (thank goodness for modern video game features, eh?).
Now get out there and conquer Nioh! Just remember, escaping the Tower is just the first step. But hey, at least you're not stuck with stale bread anymore.
