You Seek London? In Space?! Your Guide to Finding Earth's Shard in Starfield
Ah, London. City of fog, crumpets, and mind-bending timey-wimey stuff (thanks, Doctor Who!). But forget double-decker buses and Big Ben bongs, because in Starfield, London's a whole new kettle of fish... er, space catfish?
Here's the lowdown for any intrepid spacefarer who fancies a visit to a slightly-less-bustling Blighty.
Finding A Fragment of Old Blighty: The Oliver Twist Twist
First things first, forget packing your Union Jack swim trunks. Earth's a bit of a mess in Starfield, thanks to... well, let's just say things haven't exactly gone according to plan. Luckily, a sliver of London remains, and that's where you're going!
But here's the wrinkle: to unlock this dusty time capsule, you gotta find a copy of a certain Charles Dickens classic. Yep, you heard right, literature is your ticket to a (slightly radioactive) tourist trap.
Look out for: A well-worn copy of Oliver Twist. Scour shops, buy from shady characters in back alleys (just don't get mugged, space is rough!), or hope one falls out of a passing spaceship (hey, it could happen!).
Top Tip: Head to Sinclair's Books in Akila City. They're bound to have a copy (for a small fee, of course. Rents are high in space, even for used paperbacks).
The Shard Stands Tall (Ish): Your Earthly Arrival
Once you've clutched your literary treasure, a new landing zone will appear on Earth – "London Landmark." Fancy, huh? Don't be fooled by the name. London isn't exactly bustling with life these days.
Warp in, and prepare for a sight that'll make you do a double-take. The Shard, once a glistening titan of glass and steel, now stands alone amidst a desolate wasteland. Think "Mad Max" meets afternoon tea.
But hey, at least it's a landmark, right? You can also snag a cool London snow globe as a souvenir (because what's a post-apocalyptic wasteland without a kitschy tourist trinket?).
Things to Expect: A single, slightly dusty skyscraper, a healthy dose of existential dread, and a possibly haunted snow globe (no, really, it might be haunted).
Things NOT to Expect: Buckingham Palace guards, bustling markets, or a decent cuppa (seriously, space coffee is awful).
So You Want to Be a Space Tourist? FAQ
How to get to London in Starfield? Find a copy of Oliver Twist and a spaceship (those are pretty important for space travel).
What's left of London in Starfield? Mostly just The Shard, looking a bit worse for wear.
Is there anything else to do in "London?" Not really. Admire the post-apocalyptic views, ponder the fragility of civilization, and maybe take a selfie with the Shard (just don't get too close, you never know what might be lurking in the wasteland).
Do I need any special gear to visit London? Nah, your spacesuit should do the trick. Just be prepared for a bit of existential emptiness.
Is the London snow globe haunted? We can't say for sure, but it definitely gives off some creepy vibes. Buyer beware!
