The Roommate Hunt: From Fairytale to Flatmate Fail (and How to Avoid the Fail)
So, you've decided to ditch the cereal box fort and embrace the glorious (and slightly terrifying) world of sharehouse living in Melbourne. But before you picture yourself sipping chardonnay with your new BFFs on a balcony overlooking the Yarra, there's a little hurdle to jump: finding a flatmate who isn't fresh out of a "Lord of the Flies" reenactment.
Fear not, intrepid house hunter! This guide will equip you with the tools to navigate the Melbourne sharehouse jungle and emerge victorious (with your sanity – mostly – intact).
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| How To Find A Roommate In Melbourne |
Step 1: Embrace Your Inner Sherlock Holmes (Without the Deerstalker)
Know thyself! What kind of flatmate are you? Are you the social butterfly who needs a flat full of laughter (and the occasional questionable karaoke session)? Or the studious type who just wants peace and quiet to finish that thesis (without someone microwaving fish at 3 am)? Be honest! A little self-reflection now will save you a world of headaches later.
Know thy budget! Melbourne isn't exactly known for bargain-basement rents. Figure out how much you can comfortably afford and stick to it. There's no point finding the perfect flatmate if you can't afford the rent after your first flat white of the week.
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Step 2: Cast Your Net Like a Lovesick Fisherman (But Hopefully with Fewer Tears)
Online is your friend! Websites like Flatmates.com.au are a treasure trove of potential flatties. Craft a compelling profile! Don't just list your hobbies as "breathing" and "avoiding social interaction." Show your personality! Are you a dab hand at baking epic cookies? A trivia night champion? Let your freak flag fly (within reason).
Social media can be your wingman (or wingwoman)! Post on Facebook groups or subreddits dedicated to finding flatmates. Bonus points for a funny meme!
Don't underestimate the power of the old-fashioned noticeboard! Local cafes, libraries, and universities are crawling with potential housemates just waiting to be discovered.
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Step 3: The Interview: From Awkward to Awesome
First impressions count! Dress decently (no pajamas, even if the interview is on Zoom) and be on time. Ask questions! This isn't just about finding a flatmate, it's about finding someone you can co-exist with in a relatively small space.
Be upfront about your expectations. Do you split chores 50/50 or are you more of a "clean as you go" type? Are weekend guests a regular occurrence? Clear communication is key!
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Trust your gut! If something feels off, it probably is. There's no shame in politely declining – you'll thank yourself later.
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Finding a great flatmate can feel like winning the lottery (with slightly less money involved). But with a little effort and these handy tips, you'll be well on your way to sharehouse bliss (or at least, peaceful co-existence).
How To FAQs:
How to avoid a "mystery mess" situation?
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- Clearly establish cleaning expectations upfront and stick to a chore roster.
How to navigate those awkward "guest policy" discussions?
- Be open and honest about how often you expect to have guests, and be willing to compromise.
How to deal with a flatmate who thinks silence is a four-letter word?
- Talk it out! Maybe designate quiet zones or establish "headphone hours."
How to avoid a kitchen takeover by your flatmate's questionable culinary creations?
- Invest in some good tupperware and label everything!
How to ensure bills are paid on time (without resorting to physical threats)?
- Set up a shared online bill pay system or designate someone to be the "bill czar."
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