So You Think You Can Troll-Spot? A Guide to Finding the Elusive South Londonderry Troll
Ah, the legend of the South Londonderry troll. Whispers of a grumpy giant lurking in the woods, built entirely of recycled wood! It's the stuff of fairy tales and, well, Vermont. But fear not, intrepid troll-tracker, for with this guide, you'll be separating myth from magnificent moss-covered monster in no time.
First things first: a troll by any other name...
This particular troll boasts the rather fetching title of "Lost Finn," a testament to his love of both solitude and possibly a good nautical yarn. Crafted by the whimsical Danish artist Thomas Dambo, Lost Finn is part of a whimsical global troll-building project. So, if you've ever dreamt of encountering a Scandinavian lumberjack's cast-off sandal come to life, this is your chance!
On the Troll Trail: Follow the Clues
Now, unlike a rogue sock, Lost Finn isn't exactly prone to leaving laundry around. But fret not, for there's a secret path leading to his woodeny embrace. Keep your eyes peeled for a trail of brightly colored birdhouses. Yes, birdhouses. Apparently, Lost Finn is a softie for our feathered friends (or maybe he just wants to borrow a cup of sugar). Follow this avian breadcrumb trail for about three-quarters of a mile and voila! You'll be face-to-wooden-face with the grumpy-ish giant himself.
A Word to the Wise (and the Slightly Weary)
This ain't no stroll through the mall, folks. Wear sturdy shoes, pack some snacks (Lost Finn might be a recluse, but he's not much of a sharer), and maybe bring a compass if you have a tendency to get turned around by particularly judgmental squirrels. Remember, this is Vermont, so the weather can be a fickle beast. Dress accordingly, and unless you're aiming to reenact "The Revenant," don't attempt this trek in the dead of winter.
Troll-Etiquette 101
Lost Finn may look like he could fell a redwood with a pinky toe, but remember, he's a sensitive soul deep down. Respect his space, don't climb on him (unless you're a particularly nimble squirrel), and maybe leave a small offering (shiny buttons are a troll delicacy, we hear).
Bonus Tip: If you manage to snag a selfie with Lost Finn, consider using the hashtag #LostFinnFound. Who knows, you might just become a local legend yourself (although, let's be honest, the troll will probably get all the glory).
Troll FAQs
How to get to the South Londonderry Troll?
Lost Finn prefers a bit of privacy, so there's no official address. However, the town of South Londonderry is a great starting point. From there, ask around or do some light internet sleuthing for hints on the trailhead.
How long does the hike take?
The walk to Lost Finn is a moderate one, taking about an hour round trip at a leisurely pace.
Is the Troll open year-round?
Technically, yes. But consider the weather conditions before you embark on your troll-spotting adventure. Vermont winters can be brutal, and Lost Finn might be taking a well-deserved hibernation break.
What if I can't find the Troll?
Don't despair! Getting lost (within reason) is part of the adventure. Just enjoy the beautiful Vermont scenery and consider it a scenic detour.
What if I see someone else on the trail?
Ahh, a fellow troll-seeker! Be a good neighbor, share the trail, and maybe swap Lost Finn stories.
