Parallel Parking Your Way to Parking Permit Paradise: A (Mostly) Painless Guide to Getting a Disabled Parking Permit in Florida
So, you've got a disability that makes hoofing it across a parking lot a less-than-thrilling activity. Fear not, fellow Floridian! There's a special place for you (and your car) closer to the entrance, courtesy of a disabled parking permit. But before you snag that prime spot and become the envy of every able-bodied shopper, there's a little paperwork to navigate.
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| How To Get A Disabled Parking Permit In Florida |
Step 1: Assembling Your Permit Posse
First things first, you'll need some documentation to prove your disability is as legit as a theme park line skip pass. This means getting a certified medical professional (fancy talk for doctor, chiropractor, etc.) to fill out a form. Think of them as your knight in shining scrubs, granting you passage to the promised land of close parking.
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Here's who qualifies as your medical musketeer:
- Licensed physicians (M.D., D.O.)
- Podiatrists
- Optometrists (for vision issues only)
- Advanced registered nurses (but only under a licensed physician's supervision)
- Physician assistants
Step 2: The Paper Chase
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Now that you've got your medical champion on board, it's time to tackle the form. Don't worry, it's not the SATs. It's a simple application called the HSMV 83039 (don't worry, you'll probably forget that number by the time you get your permit). You can find it at your local county tax collector's office or by whispering sweet nothings to your printer (just kidding, there's probably a downloadable version online).
Here's what you'll need to fill out:
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- Basic info (name, address, the usual suspects)
- A section for your doctor to fill out about your disability
- Your signature (because, you know, it's your permit)
- Your doctor's signature (fresh within the past year, because paperwork shouldn't go stale)
Step 3: Presenting Your Package to the Permit Powers That Be
With your completed form and a smile (or a convincing grimace, depending on your disability), head to your local county tax collector's office. Be prepared to show some additional ID, like your driver's license or state ID.
Pro Tip: Call ahead to see if they require appointments or have specific hours for handling these applications. You don't want to wait in line longer than it takes to walk across a normal-sized parking lot (which you can't do, hence the permit application).
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Step 4: Patience is a Virtue (Especially in Bureaucracy)
Once you've handed over your documents, it's time for the waiting game. Processing times can vary, so don't expect instant gratification. But fear not, grasshopper! Once approved, you'll be cruising through parking lots like a VIP with your shiny new disabled parking permit.
Important Note: There are two types of permits: permanent and temporary. Make sure you know which one you need based on your disability.
FAQ: Your Permitting Posse Awaits
- How much does it cost to get a disabled parking permit? The fee varies by county, so it's best to check with your local tax collector's office.
- How long does a disabled parking permit last? Permanent permits last indefinitely, while temporary permits have an expiration date listed on them.
- Can I park anywhere with a disabled parking permit? Nope! You can only park in designated disabled parking spaces.
- What happens if I lose my disabled parking permit? Contact your local tax collector's office to apply for a replacement. There may be a fee involved.
- Can I use my disabled parking permit in other states? Generally, yes, but it's always a good idea to check the specific laws of the state you're visiting.
So there you have it! With a little planning and paperwork, you'll be parking like a pro in no time. Now go forth and conquer those close parking spots, my friend! You've earned it.
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