So You Want to Untie the Knot: A (Slightly Hysterical) Guide to Getting Divorced in London
Let's face it, London is expensive. From rent that could buy a small vineyard in Tuscany to that pesky daily avocado toast habit, living in the Big Smoke takes a toll on your wallet. But perhaps the most expensive thing in London (financially and emotionally) is getting a divorce. Fear not, fellow soon-to-be divorcee, for this guide will be your hilarious (and hopefully helpful) companion through the process.
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| How To Get Divorce In London |
Step 1: Accepting the Inevitable (Like the Tube Stopping on a Hot Day)
Look, acknowledging your marriage is over is like admitting that the pigeons actually do win the daily pastry battle at your local Pret. It's painful, but necessary. The good news? You don't have to fight a territorial pigeon for scraps anymore!
Step 2: You and Your Ex: More Like Strangers on the Night Bus Than Soulmates
Top Tip: If you find yourself arguing over whose turn it is to unload the dishwasher with the same ferocity as two builders battling over the last parking space on a one-way street, it might be time to call it quits.
Step 3: Lawyer Up! But Maybe Not the One Who Moonlights as a Musical Mime Artist in Leicester Square
Getting a good solicitor is key. You want someone who's a shark in the courtroom, but maybe not one so ruthless they terrify the judge into early retirement. Because let's face it, seeing someone faint in a horsehair wig is never a good look.
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Step 4: The Fun Part (Said No One Ever): Dividing the Spoils (Except Maybe the Spoons You Hate)
Let's be honest, sorting out finances and belongings during a divorce is like trying to untangle fairy lights after a particularly enthusiastic Christmas. Deep breaths and a good mediator are your friends here.
Step 5: Freedom! (Watch Out, Dating Apps)
Congratulations, you're divorced! Time to celebrate by...well, probably crying into a tub of Ben & Jerry's for a bit. But after that? The world (and Tinder) is your oyster!
Remember, while this guide might have a humorous slant, divorce is a serious matter. It's advisable to seek professional legal advice throughout the process.
Tip: Avoid distractions — stay in the post.
How-To FAQ
How to know if you can get divorced in London?
You can get divorced in England or Wales if you've been married for over a year, your relationship has permanently broken down, and your marriage is legally recognized in the UK.
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How to apply for a divorce?
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You can apply online or by post through the government website. There's a court fee involved, so make sure you have that handy.
How to deal with finances and property during a divorce?
This can get complicated, so it's best to involve a solicitor or mediator to help you reach a fair agreement.
Tip: Write down what you learned.
How long does a divorce take?
The whole process can take anywhere from a few months to a couple of years, depending on the complexity of your situation.
How to move on after a divorce?
Give yourself time to heal, seek support from friends and family, and don't be afraid to put yourself out there again when you're ready.
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