Conquering Bavaria: Your Not-So-Grim Guide to Getting from London to Erlangen
Ah, Erlangen! Land of bratwurst, beer halls, and... Siemens? That's right, folks. This quaint Bavarian town is more than just a manufacturing hub, it's a charming destination waiting to be explored. But before you can clink steins and yodel like a pro (or at least attempt it), you gotta get there first. Fear not, intrepid traveler, for this guide will be your chariot (or at least your bicycle) to Erlangen!
Fly Like You Stole a Zeppelin (But Book It Like a Normal Person)
If you're short on time and big on efficiency, then winging it is the way to go. Nuremberg Airport, a stone's throw from Erlangen, is your landing pad. Be warned though, those budget airlines might have you yodeling a different tune – especially when it comes to legroom. Pro Tip: Pack some stretchy pants, because unless you're built like a dachshund, coach class can get cozy.
Bonus points: If you manage to snag a window seat, keep an eye out for the stunning view of the English Channel and the Rhine Valley. Just try not to drool on your neighbor.
Trains, Glorious Trains (with Possibly Questionable Onboard Entertainment)
For the more scenic adventurer, the train beckons! Buckle up for a journey through the French countryside (and maybe a singalong to some Edith Piaf if you're feeling fancy). While it might take a bit longer than flying, the upside is you can wander around, grab a croissant (or three) from the dining car, and pretend you're on some grand European adventure.
Word to the Wise: Pack a book, some podcasts, or download an entertaining show beforehand. Unless you're really into watching paint dry (or arguing with fellow passengers about the best kind of sausage), the onboard entertainment might be lacking.
Buses: The Sociable (or Sleep-Deprived) Option
Buses are a great budget-friendly choice, but be prepared for a marathon, not a sprint. This option is perfect for those who enjoy meeting new people (or those who are fantastic at napping in uncomfortable positions). Just be sure to pack some snacks and an eye mask for optimal snoozing.
Fun Fact: Bus journeys can be an adventure in themselves. You never know who you might meet – a wandering bard, a yodeling champion, or maybe just someone with a really interesting collection of porcelain thimbles.
FAQ: Erlangen Expedition Edition
How to find the cheapest flights?
There are many websites and apps to help you score flight deals. Try Skyscanner, Kayak, or Google Flights. Be flexible with your travel dates and consider flying into smaller airports near Erlangen.
How long does the train journey take?
Train journeys can take anywhere from 8 to 11 hours, depending on the route and connections.
Is there Wi-Fi on the trains?
Most high-speed trains in Europe offer Wi-Fi, but it can be spotty at times. Don't rely on it for super important tasks.
What currency do they use in Erlangen?
Germany uses the Euro (EUR).
What should I pack for Erlangen?
Pack comfortable shoes for exploring, clothes for all kinds of weather (Bavaria can be unpredictable), and an adapter for your electronics if needed. Most importantly, pack your sense of adventure!
