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Sick of the City Grind? Escape to Geelong in Style (or Not-So-Style)
So you're stuck in Melbourne, dodging rogue trams and and muttering under your breath at cafe queues that snake around the block. Geelong is calling your name, beckoning you with its waterfront charm (and slightly less aggressive pigeons). But how do you get there? Fear not, weary traveler, for this guide will be your chariot (or V/Line train) to glorious Geelong.
Car: The Open Road (if you can handle it)
- Pros: Blast your tunes, sing along terribly, pretend you're in a music video. Become a connoisseur of servo coffee.
- Cons: Traffic! Especially on a Friday afternoon. Sharing the road with people who seem to have forgotten the meaning of indicators. Also, there's this pesky thing called petrol you need to buy...
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Train: The Scenic Route (with legroom!)
- Pros: Relax, people-watch, maybe even crack open a good book (or scroll through endless TikTok). Look out the window and pretend you're on a grand European adventure (it's the same pigeons, but with a sea view!).
- Cons: May require some mild strategic planning to avoid peak-hour meltdowns. Snack selection at the station might leave you wanting.
Bus: The Sociable Option (if you like that kind of thing)
Tip: Reading carefully reduces re-reading.
- Pros: Affordable! Catch up on the latest gossip with your seatmate (or politely pretend to be asleep). Great for those who enjoy a more leisurely commute.
- Cons: Can get a bit crowded, especially during peak times. You might get stuck behind a "spirited" debate about the merits of various meat pies.
Ferry: The Luxurious Escape (well, kind of)
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- Pros: Feel the salty breeze in your hair (or what's left of it). Imagine you're a wealthy socialite yachting to a glamorous destination (it's Geelong, but work with me here).
- Cons: A little pricier than other options. The trip can take a bit longer.
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For the Truly Desperate:
- Hitchhiking: Not recommended. Unless you have a compelling backstory and a laminated photo of your adorable cat.
- Hot Air Balloon: Breathtaking views! Just make sure you land somewhere near Geelong and not in someone's backyard.
Remember: No matter how you choose to travel, the most important thing is to get there safely and with a healthy dose of snacks.
QuickTip: Focus on what feels most relevant.
FAQs:
- How to save money on your trip? Consider the V/Line train or bus!
- How long does it take to get to Geelong by car? Around an hour (depending on traffic).
- Is there parking available in Geelong? Yes, there are plenty of paid parking options in the city center.
- What are some things to do in Geelong? Explore the waterfront, visit the Geelong Art Gallery, or check out the vibrant cafe scene.
- How do I get back to Melbourne? Just follow these handy tips in reverse! (Though hitching is still a bad idea).
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