Calling all convicts (and the rest of you!): Trainspotting your way from Sydney to Brisbane
So you've ditched the Harbour Bridge for the sunshine state? Wise choice, mate! But before you swap your budgie smugglers for boardies, you gotta tackle the trek from Sydney to Brisbane. Fear not, fair dinkum traveller, because this guide will have you navigating the rails like a shonky politician on a gravy train (all aboard!).
Choosing your chariot: XPT or Coach?
First things first, you need to pick your weapon of choice. NSW TrainLink offers two main contenders: the XPT (eXpress Passenger Train) and the coach.
The XPT is basically a comfy carriage on steel wheels. Think spacious seats that recline further than your uncle after a few tinnies, air-conditioning that'll keep you cooler than a penguin in a blizzard, and a buffet car serving up more snags than a barbie convention. The journey clocks in at around 14 hours, so you'll have ample time to crack open a good book, knock out a few sudoku puzzles, or perfect your best ¯_(ツ)_/¯ impression for when you inevitably get lost trying to find your carriage (we've all been there).
The coach, on the other hand, is your classic bus option. It's a more budget-friendly choice, but be prepared to become best mates with the person in the next seat for the entire journey (unless you manage to snag a window seat and pretend to sleep dramatically for 14 hours straight). On the plus side, coaches tend to make more stops, giving you a chance to stretch your legs and maybe even grab a servo pie (a true Aussie delicacy).
TL;DR: XPT for comfort and fancier snacks, coach for saving a few bucks and questionable rest stop entertainment.
Packing like a pro: Train edition
Train travel is all about chilling, not stressing about luggage restrictions (unlike those pesky airlines). Here's what to chuck in your bag:
- Enough snacks to feed a small village (because hanger is a real struggle on long journeys)
- A good book (or three)
- Headphones to drown out any potential snoring symphony
- A comfy neck pillow (because train seats were not designed for optimal human posture)
- Entertainment for the digitally detoxing (think board games, a notepad and pen for unleashing your inner Picasso)
- An empty bladder (trust us, those onboard toilets get busy)
Pro tip: Pack layers! Train air-conditioning can be a fickle beast, one minute you're roasting, the next you're wishing you brought your thermals.
Conquering the journey: Tips and Tricks
Now you're all set to board! Here's how to make your train adventure a ripper:
- Book in advance, especially during peak season. Nobody likes a last-minute scramble for seats, especially when they're next to Wayne who hasn't showered since, well, you get the idea.
- Download the NSW TrainLink app. It's your on-the-go guide to timetables, platforms, and even a handy journey tracker (so you can pretend you're a train conductor for the day).
- Be a good egg and share the table. Unless you're rocking a "Do Not Disturb" resting grumpy face, there's no need to hog the table to yourself. Share it with a fellow traveller and swap stories (just avoid any questionable topics like your uncle's questionable tan lines).
- Enjoy the scenery! The journey between Sydney and Brisbane is surprisingly beautiful. Watch rolling hills turn into lush greenery, and keep an eye out for the occasional wallaby or two.
Remember: Patience is a virtue, especially on train journeys. Delays can happen, so sit back, relax, and maybe pretend you're on a grand European train adventure (minus the pretentious cheese and berets).
FAQ: Trainspotting like a champion
How to book my train ticket? Easy! Head to the NSW TrainLink website or app and choose your travel dates.
How much does it cost? Prices vary depending on the season, day of travel, and whether you choose XPT or coach. But generally, expect to pay anywhere from $99 to $300 or more.
Can I take my pet on the train? Unfortunately, furry friends aren't allowed on NSW TrainLink regional trains (unless they're assistance animals).
Is there wifi on the train? Nope, so get ready to disconnect and reconnect with the real world (or that captivating game of sudoku).
What if I get hungry on the train? Don't worry, you won't starve. The XPT has a buffet car serving
