So You Wanna Tie the Knot in Melbourne, Eh? A Guide for Lovebirds and Larrikins
Congrats, legends! You've found your lobster, your soulmate, your partner-in-crime (hopefully not literally). Now you want to shout it from the rooftops (or at least from a trendy bar in Fitzroy) by getting married in the glorious city of Melbourne. But hold your horses and veil (or whatever wacky headwear you fancy), there's a bit of a process involved. Fear not, though! This guide will have you waltzing down the aisle smoother than a flat white at brunch.
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Step 1: You and Your Boo - Check You're Not Pirates (Probably)
Okay, this might sound strange, but there are some basic requirements to tick off before you say "I do." The big ones:
- Be 18 or over: This one's a no-brainer. You can't get hitched if you're barely old enough to buy a lotto ticket.
- Not already married: Seems obvious, but hey, you never know!
- Not related: This one's to avoid any awkward family reunions down the track.
Top Tip: If you're unsure about anything, hit up the Births Deaths and Marriages Victoria website (https://www.bdm.vic.gov.au/). It's got all the nitty-gritty details.
Step 2: The Notice of Intended Marriage - Don't Be a No-Show!
Think of this as your official RSVP to the universe that you're getting married. You'll need to lodge a Notice of Intended Marriage (NOIM) at least a month before the big day. This basically tells the government, "Hey, we're getting hitched, so don't send any single pringles our way!" You can lodge it online or in person – just pick whichever method you won't procrastinate on (looking at you, champ who leaves everything to the last minute).
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Step 3: The Celebrant - Don't Get Elvis (Unless You Really Want To)
You need someone to say the magic words and make it all official. This is where your celebrant comes in. They can be a registered civil celebrant or an authorised minister of religion. The choice is yours! Just make sure they're someone you vibe with – after all, they'll be the one guiding you through the vows (and hopefully not cracking jokes about cold feet).
Bonus Tip: If you're dreaming of a celebrant dressed as a superhero or a pirate (because why not?), that's totally possible. Melbourne is full of colourful characters, so get creative!
Step 4: The Ceremony - Let's Get Hitched!
This is the main event, folks! Whether you're planning a lavish ceremony at a fancy winery or a backyard bash with fairy lights, make it yours. There are some legal bits and bobs the celebrant will need to cover, but other than that, let your personalities shine through. Write your own vows, incorporate cultural traditions, or have your dog walk you down the aisle – it's your day to celebrate your love!
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Remember: Don't forget to bring your A-game tear-duct control. Even the most cynical among us can get a bit choked up during this part.
Step 5: The Afterparty - Celebrate Like There's No Tomorrow!
Now that you're officially hitched, it's time to party! Hit the dance floor, devour the cake (or the cheese platter, if that's more your style), and clink champagne glasses with your nearest and dearest. This is your chance to create memories that will last a lifetime.
Pro Tip: Hire a killer playlist DJ or band. No one wants to endure an entire night of awkward silence or your uncle Wayne's questionable dance moves.
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FAQ - Getting Hitched Melbourne Style
How to lodge a Notice of Intended Marriage?
You can lodge it online or in person at a Births Deaths and Marriages office.
How much does it cost to get married?
Tip: Slow down when you hit important details.
There's no set fee, but you'll need to factor in the celebrant's fee, venue hire (if applicable), and any other wedding bells and whistles you desire.
How long does it take to get married after lodging the NOIM?
There's a one-month waiting period after lodging your NOIM.
What do I need to bring to the ceremony?
The most important things are you, your partner, your celebrant, and two witnesses. Don't forget the rings (unless you're planning a super casual
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