So You Want to Be a Somebody? A Guide to Fallen London Professions (Without Selling Your Soul...Probably)
Ah, Fallen London. A city of fog, intrigue, and questionable career choices. You've probably dreamt of gracing the cobblestones as a zee captain, a monster-hunting extraordinaire, or maybe even a respectable (questionable) lawyer. But before you can swindle widows out of their inheritance (allegedly), you need a profession, my friend.
Step 1: Ditch the Rusty Spoon and Lobsters (Unless You're Going for the Diplomat Route)
First things first, forget that whole "living off rats" business. Unless you're aiming for the esteemed title of "The Rat King" (which, frankly, sounds impressive), you'll need some starting capital. Grind away at some social engagements or hit the carousel (the non-horse kind, preferably) for some quick echoes. Every penny (well, pence technically) counts!
Step 2: Embrace the Grind (But Make it Fashionable)
Alright, so professions don't exactly fall out of the Neathwood. You'll need to play the waiting game, my friend. Head over to your lodgings and get ready to write a lot of letters. Be warned: This might involve dodging land sharks, placating irate spiders, and possibly convincing a grumpy postman you're not a wanted criminal (even if you secretly are). But hey, that's all part of the Fallen London charm!
Choosing Your Grind:
- The Stat-Conscious: Don't have a clue where to start? Training professions are your best bet. They focus on raising specific stats like Persuasive or Watchful, which will be crucial later on. Think of them as your Fallen London gym membership...except way less glamorous.
- The Ambitious: Got your eyes on a fancy profession like Monster Hunter or Diplomat? You'll need to keep an eye out for a specific "Connected: [Profession Name]" card. It's like Tinder for careers, except with slightly less chance of ending up in a cellar with a cheater.
Remember: Patience is a virtue, especially when the only company you have is a grumpy parrot (unless you've gotten entangled with the parrots already, in which case, best of luck).
Step 3: Congratulations! You're Now Officially a... Wait, What Profession Did You Get?
So, the card finally arrived, and you're now a...Celebrated Cellarius? Don't worry, most of us have gotten stuck with professions that sound like they involve cheese and existential dread. But hey, every profession has its perks! A Celebrated Cellarius might not strike fear into the hearts of eldritch horrors, but you'll be the go-to person for the finest wines (and possibly existential dread).
Making the Most of It:
Each profession offers unique actions and stories. Explore them! Grind some rats (metaphorically, this time) for that sweet profession-specific gear. Who knows, you might even unlock a hidden talent for, say, convincing eldritch horrors to appreciate a good vintage (emphasis on might).
FAQ
How to Choose a Training Profession?
Pick a stat that's lagging behind. A well-rounded Fallen Londoner is a dangerous Fallen Londoner (or at least a slightly less directionless one).
How Long Does it Take to Get a Specific Profession?
Let's be honest, it depends on the whims of the RNG gods. But keep grinding, and eventually, you'll snag that dream profession (or accidentally become a Rat King, which is a story for another time).
How Do I Know What My Profession Does?
The in-game profession menu is your best friend. It details the actions, stories, and sweet, sweet gear you can unlock.
How Do I Change Professions?
Head back to your lodgings and write another letter. Just remember, you can't climb the social ladder forever without making a few...questionable choices.
How Do I Deal with the Existential Dread That Comes with Being a Nobody in Fallen London?
Distract yourself with zee-faring adventures, monster hunting, or questionable legal dealings! After all, a busy mind is an existential-dread-free mind (hopefully).
