Batty About Bats? Melbourne's Guide to Evicting These (Relatively) Charming Critters
So, you've got yourself a bat situation. Don't worry, it's not like they've moved in with a penchant for late-night heavy metal and questionable cooking smells (though that would be a story for another day). Bats, while undeniably fascinating creatures of the night, can become unwelcome guests when they decide your roof is the ultimate five-star batcave. But fear not, weary homeowner! This guide will have you saying "shoo shoo, little fella" and reclaiming your house in no time (or at least with a decent plan).
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Don't Be a Bat-tle-Axe: Why Eviction is Key (and Legal)
First things first: bats are protected in Australia. Yes, that means you can't just grab a badminton racket and go all superhero. Eviction, however, is perfectly acceptable. Think of it as a fancy way of saying "Hey, thanks for the visit, but we already have enough housemates."
The DIY Option: When You're Feeling Frugal (and Fearless)
For the adventurous homeowner (or someone who just really hates vacuuming bat guano), there are a few DIY methods. Please note: These require patience, a strong stomach, and a healthy dose of respect for these nocturnal neighbours.
Become an Exclusion Zone Expert: Ever heard of a one-way door for bats? It's a genius invention that allows them to leave your cozy abode but not come back in. Think of it as the bat version of a revolving door, minus the existential confusion.
The Waiting Game: This might sound crazy, but hear us out. If you have a mama bat and her pups, evicting them right away is a big no-no. Baby bats are helpless and frankly adorable. Wait until the little ones are all grown up and ready to fly the coop (literally), then gently encourage the adults to find a new digs.
Remember: Safety first! Wear gloves and a mask when dealing with bat guano, and never try to handle a bat yourself.
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When DIY Feels Like a Bat-tle You Can't Win: Calling in the Professionals
Sometimes, the bat situation is a bit more...intense. Maybe you have a whole colony setting up shop, or the thought of bat guano makes your skin crawl (understandable). In these cases, calling in a professional wildlife removal service is your best bet. These folks are experts in bat eviction (the humane kind, of course) and can ensure a safe, bat-happy outcome.
Bat-tastic FAQs
How to identify a bat problem?
Listen for squeaking at night, or keep an eye out for droppings around your house. Bats are also pretty clumsy fliers, so the occasional nighttime bump might be a clue.
Tip: Stop when you find something useful.
How long does it take to get rid of bats?
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This depends on the size of the colony and the method used. DIY eviction can take weeks, while professionals can often handle it much faster.
Should I use mothballs or repellents to get rid of bats?
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Absolutely not! These methods are not only ineffective, but can also be harmful to the bats.
What should I do if I find a sick or injured bat?
Don't touch it! Contact a wildlife rescue organization for assistance.
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Will bats come back after I evict them?
It's possible, but once you've sealed up their entry points, they're much less likely to return.
So there you have it! With a little know-how and maybe a touch of bat-themed humor (because laughter is the best medicine, even when dealing with unwanted houseguests), you can reclaim your home from these fascinating creatures. Remember, eviction doesn't have to be a bat-tle – it can be a win-win for everyone involved.
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