The Georgia Thumper: A Guide to Evicting This Uninvited (and Loud) Guest
Ugh. You've just spotted a Georgia Thumper lumbering across your prize hibiscus bush. Let's be honest, these things are about as graceful as a toddler on roller skates, and their appetite is enough to make a locust blush. But fear not, fellow flora fanatic! We're here to help you send this noisy chomper packing (without resorting to a banjo duel).
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Know Your Enemy: The Georgia Thumper's Gross Habits
The Georgia Thumper, also known as the Eastern Lubber Grasshopper, is basically a walking buffet for local birds. Why? Because they taste terrible (thanks, nature, for that public service). This means they come in a bright orange and black color scheme that screams "Hey everyone, free lunch!" On the plus side, they're slow. Like, really slow. You could probably outrun one in flip-flops.
Operation Thumper-Removal: From Stealthy to Swat-tastic
Option 1: The Ninja Technique
For the stealthy homeowner, nighttime is your friend. Georgia Thumpers are nocturnal meaning they party all night and sleep all day (much like your teenage neighbor). Grab a flashlight (red light is less disruptive) and a bucket of soapy water. Gently coax Mr./Ms. Thumper into the bucket and sayonara, sucker!
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Option 2: The Entomologist's Encore
This option is for those who appreciate the finer points of creepy crawlies (or maybe just don't want to get too close). Beneficial nematodes are microscopic worms that love munching on grasshopper grubs. Apply them to your lawn early in the season and watch the next generation of Thumpers disappear before they even get started.
Option 3: The "Nope! Not Today!" Method
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Look, sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. If the thought of catching a giant grasshopper makes your skin crawl, grab a pair of gloves and get squishin'. Just be prepared for a bit of a "pop" (fun fact: that's air escaping their bodies, not them exploding). Not for the faint of heart!
Important Note: Always be sure to check the local regulations regarding pesticide use before reaching for the bug spray.
FAQ: Thumper Takedown - Your Questions Answered
How to Get Rid of Georgia Thumper Eggs?
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The good news: Georgia Thumpers lay their eggs underground. The bad news: They lay a lot of eggs. The best defense is a healthy lawn with plenty of natural predators.
How to Keep Georgia Thumpers Away From My Garden?
Try planting things they don't like. Marigolds and milkweed are good choices. You can also physically block their path with a barrier of mesh or gravel.
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How to Get Rid of a Baby Georgia Thumper?
Baby Thumpers are easier to handle than adults. The same methods apply, but you might not need quite as much force (although, baby anything can be surprisingly resilient).
How to Dispose of a Dead Georgia Thumper?
Toss it in the trash or compost (birds will love you for it). Just don't leave it where other animals can get at it.
How to Avoid Getting Bitten by a Georgia Thumper?
Relax, they rarely bite. They're more interested in munching on your plants than your fingers. However, if you do get bitten, it will probably just feel like a pinch.
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