The Great Fridge Eviction: How to Ditch Your Melbourne Fridge Without Tears (or a Sore Back)
Ah, the trusty fridge. Keeper of questionable leftovers, birthplace of science experiments involving questionable leftovers, and the reason your milk mysteriously curdles every other week. But all good things must come to an end, and sometimes, that good thing is a fridge that's colder than your ex's heart and noisier than a flock of budgies on espresso.
So, you're left with a fridge on its last legs and a burning question: how to get rid of this old fridge in Melbourne without resorting to strapping it to a rogue possum and hoping it wanders off into the night? Fear not, fridge-flingers, for this guide is here to help!
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Option 1: Farewell Fridge, Hello Recycling Centre!
Looking to be the ultimate eco-warrior? Then high-five yourself, because Melbourne has a bunch of recycling centres that'll take your old fridge with open arms (or, you know, giant industrial claws). Bonus points if you can convince your fridge to wear a little green hat before it goes – gotta keep up appearances, right?
Here's the catch: You'll probably need to wrestle the fridge into your car and schlep it down to the centre yourself. So, this option is best for those with a spirit of adventure (and a strong back).
Top Tip: Check your local council website to find your nearest fridge graveyard ... er, I mean, recycling centre.
Tip: Read once for gist, twice for details.
Option 2: Cash In Your Fridge Coffin
Did you know that some scrap metal yards will actually pay you for your old fridge? It's not going to be enough to fund a Caribbean cruise, but hey, every little bit helps, right? This is a great option if your fridge is truly on its last legs and beyond the point of even, say, becoming a strangely chilly shoebox.
Word of warning: This option usually involves hauling your fridge to the scrapyard as well. Unless you have a friend with a big truck and a penchant for questionable favours, you might want to consider the next option...
Option 3: The Farewell Fridge Fairytale (with a Side of Cash)
Want to avoid the sweat and strain (and potential possum-related mishaps) of fridge removal? Then consider a removalist service. These fine folks will magically whisk your fridge away for a fee, leaving you with nothing but a vague sense of fridge-shaped emptiness and a slightly lighter wallet.
Bonus: Some removalists even specialise in environmentally friendly disposal! So you can get rid of your fridge and feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Tip: Focus on one point at a time.
Option 4: The Fridge Phoenix (or, Gumtree to the Rescue)
Is your fridge not quite ready for the big sleep (or the big recycling centre)? Perhaps it just needs a loving new home (and someone who doesn't mind the occasional mystery puddle). Gumtree is your friend in this situation! Slap up a sassy ad extolling the virtues of your "vintage" (read: slightly dodgy) fridge, and see if anyone bites. You might just find yourself making a new friend (for your fridge) and a few bucks in the process.
Word to the wise: Be honest about the condition of your fridge. No one wants a fridge-shaped nightmare delivered to their doorstep.
So you've successfully evicted your fridge! Now what?
Crack open a beverage (from your lovely, new fridge, of course) and celebrate your fridge-free life! But before you get too comfy, here are a few frequently asked fridge-eviction questions:
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FAQ: How to defrost my fridge before I get rid of it?
QuickTip: Keep a notepad handy.
Simply unplug your fridge, leave the door open, and let nature take its course. Towels under the fridge can help catch any drips.
FAQ: How to clean my fridge before I get rid of it?
Give it a good wipe down with warm soapy water and some elbow grease. No one wants a smelly fridge on their hands (or in their recycling centre).
FAQ: How to remove the shelves and drawers from my fridge?
QuickTip: Go back if you lost the thread.
Most fridge shelves and drawers just pop out. Consult your fridge manual if you're unsure.
FAQ: How much does it cost to get a fridge removed by a removalist?
Prices vary depending on the size and location, but expect to pay around $50-$100.
FAQ: What if my fridge is leaking weird green goo?
Run away! (Seriously, that doesn't sound good
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