So You Want to Live in a London Batcave (But Make it Cosy): A Guide to Sheltered Housing
Living in London is a dream for many, but between the rent prices that could make a dragon hoard blush and the ever-present threat of a pigeon using your head as a landing pad, it can feel like a bit of a nightmare. That's where sheltered housing swoops in, like a benevolent Mary Poppins with a lifetime supply of stairlifts and friendly chats.
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But What Exactly is Sheltered Housing?
Think of it as a regular flat or bungalow, but with added perks like a scheme manager to keep an eye on things, communal areas for nattering with fellow residents (think bingo nights and epic bake-offs!), and potentially even on-site care services. It's perfect if you're looking for a bit more independence than a care home, but still fancy a supportive environment.
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Is Sheltered Housing for Me?
Now, before you pack your bags and dream of endless cups of tea with a side of gossip, there are a few things to consider:
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- Age: Most sheltered housing has a minimum age requirement, which can range from 55 to 60 depending on the borough. So, if you're a sprightly young thing of 25, this might not be your cup of tea (unless you have a deep fascination with bingo and questionable biscuit selections).
- Location: Sheltered housing schemes are dotted around London, so you might not be able to snag a spot right next to Big Ben (unless you fancy arguing with tourists at all hours). But, on the plus side, you're more likely to find a decent-sized flat that won't require selling a kidney.
- Eligibility: Each council and housing association has its own criteria, so you'll need to check what hoops you need to jump through.
Alright, I'm In! How Do I Become a Batcave Dweller (the Cosy Kind)
- Contact your local council: They'll be able to tell you about any sheltered housing they manage and what the eligibility requirements are.
- Hit up housing associations: These charities also offer sheltered housing, so do some research to see what's out there.
- Be prepared to wait: Sheltered housing is popular, so there could be a waiting list. But hey, think of all the time you'll have to perfect your bingo skills!
Top Tip: Get on the waiting list early, even if you're not quite ready to move. You'll thank yourself later (and your sanity will thank you for not having to argue with a flatmate over whose turn it is to clean the oven...again).
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FAQ
How to find out the minimum age requirement for sheltered housing in my borough?
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- Contact your local council - they'll have all the info.
How long is the waiting list for sheltered housing?
- This varies depending on the area and the type of property you're looking for. Be prepared to wait a while, but don't despair!
What kind of support is available in sheltered housing?
- This can vary, but it might include help with things like housework, personal care, and meals.
Do I have to pay for sheltered housing?
- Yes, you'll typically pay rent and possibly some service charges.
Is there internet access in sheltered housing?
- Most schemes will have Wi-Fi, but check with the provider to be sure. After all, you need to be able to show off your bingo wins online (and maybe discreetly order emergency supplies of biscuits).
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