So You Want to Stuff a Squirrel? A Guide to Getting Your Taxidermy License in Georgia
Ever looked at a majestic buck on the wall and thought, "Hey, I could totally do that... with a little less... dead-eyed stare?" Well, my friend, your journey to becoming a squirrel-stuffing extraordinaire (or any other kind of animal artistry) begins with a little piece of plastic called a taxidermy license.
But fear not, aspiring animal sculptor! Obtaining this magical document is easier than wrestling a raccoon out of your trash can (although, let's be honest, that wouldn't be that difficult). Here's what you need to know:
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| How To Get A Taxidermy License In Georgia |
Step 1: Embrace the Bureaucracy
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Yes, there's paperwork involved. But hey, at least you're not wading through a swamp searching for that perfect alligator head (which, by the way, also requires a separate permit... but let's not get ahead of ourselves). Head on down to your local Georgia Department of Natural Resources (DNR) office and request a Commercial License Application. This bad boy will have everything you need to become an official wildlife wangler... of the already-deceased variety, of course.
Step 2: Channel Your Inner Accountant (Kind Of)
Look, you don't need a Ph.D. in taxidermy economics, but you will need to pony up some cash. The application fee for a resident taxidermy license is a cool $155. Consider it your investment in the future – a future filled with expertly preserved squirrels, fish, or whatever your taxidermy heart desires.
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Step 3: Don't Be a Tag-Less Taxidermist
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This might be the weirdest part. You'll need to keep track of all your incoming critters with a special tagging system. Think of it like a morbid hall pass for your animal clientele. Basically, any wildlife that lands on your doorstep needs a tag that links it back to your records. Just imagine the conversation: "Hey officer, this bear head? Totally legit. See, tag number 37B perfectly matches my log... which I may or may not have used as a dartboard last week." (Don't do that last part.)
QuickTip: Keep a notepad handy.
Step 4: Patience, Grasshopper
The DNR isn't exactly known for their lightning-fast processing times. So, channel your inner zen master and settle in for a wait. In the meantime, you can practice your taxidermy skills on that rogue sock monster living under your bed. Just sayin'.
Tip: Focus on one point at a time.
Congratulations! You're Now Officially a Licensed Stuff-er of Things!
With your shiny new license in hand, you're now free to transform deceased critters into works of (slightly creepy) art. Remember, with great taxidermy power comes great responsibility. So, wield your needle and thread wisely, my friend, and may your future creations be the envy of all your neighbors (unless they're squeamish).
FAQs:
- How to find a local DNR office? A quick Google search for "Georgia Department of Natural Resources office near me" should do the trick.
- How long does it take to get a taxidermy license? Processing times can vary, but expect to wait a few weeks.
- Do I need a separate license for different types of animals? Nope, your taxidermy license covers most wildlife. But there might be additional permits required for endangered or exotic species.
- **Can I taxidermy my pet goldfish? **Technically yes, but there aren't many takers for goldfish art (unless you're going for the avant-garde look).
- Is taxidermy a good side hustle? It can be! But like any business, it takes time, skill, and a stomach for... well, dead things.
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