Calling All London Lobsters! Aqaba Awaits (Without the Pricey Lobster Thermidor)
So you've swapped the River Thames for daydreams of the Red Sea? Traded Big Ben for scuba diving with technicolor fish? Excellent choice! But hold on there, Lawrence of Arabia, how exactly do you get from the land of mushy peas to the land of magical reefs? Fear not, intrepid traveler, this guide will have you saying "Shukran!" (that's Arabic for "thanks") in no time.
Option 1: The Speedy Gonzales (Plane)
This is your best bet if you're short on time (and patience for a twenty-four-hour travel marathon). Direct flights don't exist, but there are plenty of connecting options with airlines like Turkish Airlines or Royal Jordanian. Expect a travel time of around 10-13 hours, which is basically a breeze compared to some journeys (looking at you, Trans-Siberian Railway).
Pro-tip: Download some funny podcasts or audiobooks for the flight. Trust me, unless you're fascinated by the in-flight entertainment options (endless reruns of that movie with the suspiciously smooth talking salesman), you'll thank yourself later.
Option 2: The Gandalf the Grey (Epic Road Trip... Maybe Not)
Alright, alright, we admit this isn't exactly the most practical option. Clocking in at a whopping two-day drive (not including ferry wait times and potential car troubles in unfamiliar territory), this is best reserved for the truly adventurous (or those with a serious fear of flying).
Unless you have access to a DeLorean (and if you do, hit me up, we need to talk), this option is likely out. But hey, if conquering this road trip is your ultimate goal, more power to you! Just be sure to pack enough snacks and a sense of humor for those inevitable detours.
So You've Reached Aqaba... Now What?
Congratulations! You've braved the journey and are now ready to bask in the beauty of Aqaba. Here are a few things to keep in mind:
- Visas: Check Jordan's visa requirements before you fly. Most nationalities can obtain a visa on arrival, but it's always best to be safe than sorry.
- Currency Exchange: The Jordanian Dinar (JOD) is the local currency. You can exchange your pounds at the airport or in exchange booths around town.
- Embrace the Haggling: Get ready to flex your bargaining muscles! Haggling is a way of life in Jordan, so don't be afraid to negotiate for souvenirs and other goods.
FAQ:
- How to pack for Aqaba? Think light and breezy clothes for the hot weather. Don't forget a swimsuit, sunscreen, and a hat!
- How to get around Aqaba? Taxis are readily available and affordable. For a more adventurous option, try riding the local buses.
- How to avoid sunburn? Sunscreen is a must! Reapply frequently, especially after swimming.
- How to greet someone in Arabic? A simple "Marhaba" (pronounced mar-HA-ba) means hello.
- How to find the best local food? Ask your hotel concierge or explore the side streets for hidden gem restaurants.
So there you have it! Your one-stop guide to getting from London to the shimmering shores of Aqaba. Now get packing, grab your swimsuit, and get ready for an unforgettable adventure!
