Calling All Londoners! Glastonbury Beckons (But How Do You Get There?)
Ah, Glastonbury. The land of mud, music, and questionable fashion choices (we're looking at you, guy in the pineapple helmet). You've snagged your tickets, you've practiced your air guitar moves in the mirror (because let's be honest, that's all the moshing you'll be doing), but now a crucial question looms: how do you get from the urban jungle of London to the mystical fields of Glastonbury? Fear not, fellow traveler, for this guide will be your chariot (or at least your trusty bicycle) to festival bliss!
Train: The Speedy Gonzales Option
Think: Clocking off work, hopping on a train, and arriving in Glastonbury with a lukewarm coffee in hand – easy peasy! Direct trains from London Paddington whisk you to Castle Cary in about two and a half hours. Bonus points if you manage to snag a window seat and pretend you're on a glamorous countryside express (unless you get stuck next to someone explaining their sock collection in detail).
Downside: Trains can be pricey, especially if you're a last-minute Larry. Also, Castle Cary isn't exactly Glastonbury itself. You'll need to grab a shuttle bus or taxi to get to the festival site, which can add to the cost and time.
Bus: The Budget Backpacker's Best Friend
Think: Picture rolling hills, singalongs with fellow festival-goers, and questionable toilet facilities (all part of the experience, right?). National Express and Berrys Coaches offer direct services from London, taking around four hours. This is the most wallet-friendly option, perfect for those who travel light (because who needs fancy clothes when you've got glitter and face paint?).
Downside: Patience is key, grasshopper. Be prepared for singalongs that veer off-key and the occasional existential crisis sparked by a questionable pasty choice. Also, there's limited luggage space, so pack light!
Car: The Road Trip Rockstar
Think: Freedom of the open road, blasting festival anthems at the top of your lungs, and questionable sat-nav directions leading you to a sheep farm (all part of the adventure!).
Downside: Traffic can be a nightmare, especially around festival time. Parking can be a logistical nightmare too (unless you fancy a five-mile trek with your camping gear). Also, remember to nominate a designated driver – festival fun shouldn't come at the expense of safety!
Festival Fashion Faux Pas to Avoid (While You're Stuck in Traffic)
- The Glitter Avalanche: A touch of sparkle is delightful, but looking like a disco ball lost in a snowstorm is not.
- The "I'm-So-Rock-and-Roll-I-Showered-in-Mud" Look: We get it, you're edgy. But showering is good for the soul (and your fellow festival-goers).
- The I-Forgot-Shoes Situation: Trust us, wellies are your friends when the inevitable mud bath arrives.
FAQ
How to avoid exorbitant train fares? Book in advance, you beautiful budget-conscious butterfly!
How to survive a long bus journey? Pack snacks, a good book, and noise-canceling headphones (for reasons we needn't elaborate on).
How to prepare for a car trip? Stock up on water, snacks, and a good playlist (because silence can be awkward with strangers).
How to find parking at Glastonbury? This might be the biggest challenge. Plan to arrive early and have a backup plan (like a designated car park away from the festival site).
How much fun will you have? On a scale of 1 to epic, we're going with EPIC. Now get out there and conquer Glastonbury!
