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Calling All Clancy's Cobbers! Your Grand Grafton Getaway Guide
So, you've decided to ditch the city slicker life and head for the laid-back charm of Grafton. Top choice, mate! But with Melbourne a fair dinkum hike from those Clarence River banks, how do you get yourself there without resorting to a swag and a billy (unless that's your vibe, no judgement)? Fear not, fair traveller, for this guide will be your chariot (or bus, or train... you get the idea).
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| How To Get To Grafton From Melbourne |
Grafton Gold: Choosing Your Ride
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- Taking Flight (Without a Swag): Now, this might be the quickest option, but direct flights from Melbourne to Grafton are rarer than a blue gum in the desert. However, you can snag a flight to nearby Coffs Harbour and then wrestle a taxi or hire car for the final leg. Just remember, this might set you back a bit more than a bargain basement emu.
- Train Time: All Aboard the Great Escape! For a scenic journey that lets you crack open a coldie (or two) and watch the countryside roll by, the train is a solid pick. Just be prepared for a bit of an adventure – it's a long haul, so pack some snacks and maybe a good book (or a swag of mates for a yarn).
- Bushranger on a Budget: The Bus Option Look, it's not going to win any speed awards, but the bus is a surprisingly comfy and cheap option. You might even score a double-decker with a top deck view – perfect for pretending you're on a royal carriage tour of Grafton's rolling hills (or at least that's what you can tell your Instagram followers).
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Hitting the Highway: The Road Trip Romp
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- Achtung! This Way for the Adventurous: For the true blue Aussie experience, there's nothing quite like a road trip. Grab your mates, crank up the tunes (bonus points for classic Aussie pub anthems), and hit the highway. Just remember to plan your route, keep an eye out for wombats (and maybe the occasional highway patrol officer), and don't forget the snag barbie pit stop!
Important Note: Whichever mode of transport you choose, make sure to book well in advance, especially during peak season. You wouldn't want to get stuck in Melbourne when the whales are frolicking off Grafton, would you?
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- How to avoid a roo encounter on your road trip? Keep your eyes peeled, especially at dusk and dawn. If you see one bouncing by, slow down and let it hop across the road. Don't be a drongo and try to swerve – roos are unpredictable and so are car crashes.
- How to pack for a long bus journey? Comfort is key! Pack loose clothing, layers for temperature changes, and some entertainment (books, podcasts, or downloadable movies). Don't forget a refillable water bottle – staying hydrated is crucial.
- How to find the best pub in Grafton? Ask a local! Grafton is full of friendly faces who are more than happy to point you in the right direction for a cold beer and a good feed.
- How to avoid getting sunburnt? Slip, slop, slap! Australia's sun is no joke, so pack sunscreen, a hat, and sunglasses.
- How to have the best time in Grafton? Relax, explore, and soak up the atmosphere. Grafton is a place to unwind and enjoy the laid-back Aussie lifestyle. So chuck away your worries, embrace the adventure, and get ready for a ripper of a time!
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