Kotor Calling! Escape the Tube for Sun-Drenched Montenegrin Shores (Without Getting Kidnapped by Pirates)
Ah, London. City of Big Ben, bustling markets, and...endless rain showers? If you're feeling like you need to swap the grey for some Adriatic sunshine, then Kotor in Montenegro might be your knight in (medieval-walled) shining armor. But how exactly do you get from the land of lukewarm tea to a land steeped in history and boasting some of the most stunning scenery in Europe? Buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to delve into your Kotorian odyssey.
Option 1: The Speedy Gonzales (Plane)
This is your best bet if: You'd rather be sipping cocktails by the Bay of Kotor than sipping airplane coffee.
Direct flights from London to Tivat Airport (which is a hop, skip, and a jump from Kotor) take a measly couple of hours. Boom! You're practically smelling the cevapi (Montenegrin sausages, for the uninitiated) before you've even unpacked your swimsuit.
Word to the Wise: Prices can fluctuate more than a British politician's promises. Book in advance for sunshine-y savings!
Option 2: The Trainspotting Tourist (Train and Fly)
This is your best bet if: You're a fan of epic train journeys and want to break up the travel with a spot of European exploration.
Catch a Eurostar to Paris, gaze out the window and dream of croissants, then hop on another train to somewhere gloriously Italian (Venice is a strong contender). From there, you can either fly the remaining distance to Tivat, or...
Option 3: The Indiana Jones of Travel (Train, Ferry, Bus - Maybe Even a Donkey)
This is your best bet if: You fancy an adventure that would make even Indiana Jones raise an eyebrow.
Take the train route mentioned above, but instead of flying from Italy, board a ferry across the sparkling Adriatic Sea. This adds some serious bragging rights to your travel repertoire, but be warned, this option takes significantly longer.
Pro Tip: If you see a suspiciously large, wide-brimmed hat and a whip for sale on the ferry, avoid buying it. Unless you actually do want to ride a donkey into Kotor. No judgment here.
Basically, There's an Option for Every Travel Style (and Budget)
Whether you're a speed demon or a scenery seeker, there's a way to get from London to Kotor that'll have you snapping Insta-worthy pics in no time.
But wait, there's more!
How to conquer jet lag and be the most energetic tourist in Kotor? Pack strong coffee and a thirst for adventure!
How to navigate the charmingly chaotic streets of Kotor? A good map and a sense of humor are essential.
How to avoid looking like a lost tourist? Learn a few basic Montenegrin phrases - "Dobar dan" (good day) goes a long way.
How to pack for Kotor? Think sunshine, swimming, and exploring ancient towns - ditch the wellies!
How to have the best time ever in Kotor? Relax, soak up the atmosphere, and embrace the magic of Montenegro!
