Gatwick Calling: Your Hilarious Hitchhiker's Guide to London's Other Airport
So, you've booked your dream vacation to London! But hold on there, intrepid explorer, before you dust off your Union Jack boxers (or buy some, no judgment here), you gotta get to your point of entry: the magnificent London Gatwick Airport.
Fear not, fellow traveler, for this guide will be your trusty steed on the way to Gatwick!
There are multiple modes of transport, each with their own brand of quirky charm (and potential for mild disaster, but hey, that's part of the adventure, right?).
A. Train: Your Speedy Stallion
- The Gatwick Express: This sleek metal beast is the Usain Bolt of the bunch. Zooming you from Victoria Station to Gatwick in a mere 30 minutes, it's perfect if you're short on time or just really excited to get to duty-free.
- Thameslink and Southern Trains: These are your trusty steeds for a more scenic (and slightly slower) journey. Think of them as the lovable nags that take you on a charming tour of the English countryside (with the occasional stop at a quaint village).
B. Coach: The Sociable Chariot
- National Express and easyBus: These behemoth buggies are the ultimate in budget travel. They're a great option for meeting fellow adventurers (or those who forgot to pack socks). Just be prepared for a potential singalong to questionable 90s pop music (it's a British tradition, really).
C. Taxi: The Four-Wheeled Friend (But For a Price)
- Gatwick Cars: If you're feeling fancy (or have a lot of luggage), then a taxi is your chariot of choice. Just be prepared to pay a pretty penny, especially during peak hours.
D. Teleportation: Not an Option (Unless You're Doctor Who)
- We all wish, my friend. But for now, stick to the above methods.
Remember:
- Plan Ahead: Book your tickets in advance, especially for trains and coaches during peak season.
- Check the Timetable: Nobody likes a mad dash at the airport.
- Pack Light (-ish): Lugging around a giant suitcase is no fun on public transport.
Gatwick Gatwick FAQ
How to get to Gatwick from Central London?
The Gatwick Express is the fastest option, taking just 30 minutes from Victoria Station.
How to get to Gatwick on a budget?
National Express and easyBus offer the cheapest fares.
How long does it take to get to Gatwick by coach?
Around 1.5 to 2 hours, depending on traffic.
How to book a taxi to Gatwick?
You can pre-book with Gatwick Cars or hail one upon arrival (though there might be a wait).
How to get to Gatwick by helicopter?
While undeniably stylish, this isn't exactly a common option for most travelers.
