So You Think You Can Handle the Den? A Travel Guide for the Intrepid Fan (or the Easily Lost)
Alright listen up, you Lions supporter (or curious explorer). You've snagged a ticket to see Millwall play at The Den, one of South London's most, ahem, atmospheric grounds. Now comes the question that's got you scratching your head more than trying to decipher offside rules: how exactly do you get there from London Bridge? Fear not, for I, your trusty guide (who may or may not have gotten hopelessly lost on the way to a game once), will be your Virgil to this not-so-Dantean underworld.
Train: The Speedy Gonzales Option
This is your best bet, folks. Trains from London Bridge whizz you down to South Bermondsey Station in a mere 5 minutes. That's less time than it takes to argue with a pigeon over a discarded chip. Look for trains on the Southeastern or Thameslink lines. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Once you're at South Bermondsey, it's a leisurely 5-minute walk to the ground. Just follow the throngs of supporters, their chants a delightful (or terrifying, depending on your allegiance) soundtrack to your journey.
Bonus points if you manage to snag a window seat and get a glimpse of the Shard piercing the London skyline.
Bus: The Scenic (or Traffic Jammed) Route
Fancy a little sightseeing alongside your football pilgrimage? Then the 381 bus might be your chariot. It takes about 20-ish minutes, depending on the ever-unpredictable London traffic gods. Just be prepared for a potential hold-up or two – rush hour on these roads can be a real humdinger.
Top tip: Download a journey planner app to keep you updated on any delays. That way, you can avoid missing kickoff while stuck behind a rogue double-decker.
Uber: The "I'm Flush" Choice
Feeling like a baller? Splash out on an Uber. It'll get you there in about 15 minutes, depending on traffic, and deposit you right outside the ground. Just remember, this option can leave your wallet feeling a bit lighter than, say, a deflated football.
Pro-tip: If you're feeling social (and cost-conscious), consider splitting the fare with fellow fans. Remember, there's strength in numbers (and shared expenses).
The Great Millwall Footpath Challenge (Not Recommended)
Unless you're training for a marathon or have a death wish due to sheer boredom, avoid the walk. It's a good hour and a half trek, and let's be honest, those pre-match pints will taste better after a shorter journey. There you have it, adventurers! Your trusty guide has revealed the secrets of reaching The Den from London Bridge. Now you can focus on the important stuff – cheering on the Lions (or bravely holding your tongue in enemy territory).
Frequently Asked Questions for the Befuddled Fan
How to save money on travel?
- Trains are generally the cheapest option. Consider getting an Oyster card for discounted fares on public transport.
How to find South Bermondsey Station?
- Look for signs at London Bridge Station pointing towards Southeastern or Thameslink services.
How long does it take to walk from Canada Water station?
- Canada Water is a bit of a trek – around 20-25 minutes. If you're not feeling the walk, opt for another option.
How to avoid matchday traffic?
- Leave early! Especially if you're taking the bus.
How to find The Den?
- Follow the crowds! Seriously, there'll be no mistaking the sea of blue and white.
