So You Wanna Be a New Austin Tourist? A Guide for the Outlaw on the Go (As Arthur Morgan)
Ah, New Austin. The land of scorching sun, tumbleweeds, and the constant, nagging feeling that you shouldn't be there. But hey, who doesn't love a little forbidden vacation, especially when you're Arthur Morgan, a charming outlaw with a heart of gold (most of the time).
Now, getting into New Austin as Arthur is a bit like trying to sneak into a poker game with a marked deck. You're gonna get noticed, and it ain't gonna be pleasant. But fear not, my fellow adventurer! This trusty guide will equip you with the knowledge to become a New Austin tourist extraordinaire (or at least survive the attempt).
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| How To Get To New Austin As Arthur Morgan |
The Law Abiding Route (Not Really)
Spoiler Alert: This one involves ignoring the giant invisible sniper guarding the border. There is no Law Abiding Route. Let's move on.
QuickTip: Look for patterns as you read.
The Bounty Hunter Hustle
This method is all about playing the system, well, sort of. Here's the gist:
- Nab yourself a bounty: Head to Valentine and snag a bounty from the sheriff's office. Aim for one down in New Austin, because why not?
- Hogtie and Hold: Instead of turning your bounty in, hogtie the poor fella and place them on your horse.
- New Austin, Here We Come!: With your "souvenir" in tow, gallop straight to New Austin. The bounty hunter in you might be screaming, but hey, gotta explore that desert, right?
Heads Up: This might not be the smoothest ride. Expect the law to be hot on your tail once you reach New Austin with your... "special guest".
QuickTip: Take a pause every few paragraphs.
The Scenic Wagon Ride (with a Few Bumps)
This method involves a trusty wagon and a healthy dose of "gee-up!". Here's the plan:
- Find yourself a Wagon: Any wagon will do, but a stagecoach might give you a bit more protection (from the elements, not the law).
- Full Speed Ahead!: Head straight for the border with New Austin. Aim for a natural gap, because those fancy new fences the law loves to put up won't be much help.
- Hold on Tight!: Once you breach the border, expect the law to materialize faster than a rattler in a boot. Get ready for a bumpy ride!
Pro-Tip: If your wagon gets a little worse for wear, don't fret! Just grab your trusty steed and hightail it outta there. Just remember, Arthur ain't exactly a marathon runner.
Note: Skipping ahead? Don’t miss the middle sections.
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FAQ: New Austin Adventures with Arthur
How to Avoid an Unpleasant Welcome: There's no real avoiding it. New Austin with Arthur is like showing up to your ex's wedding uninvited. Expect fireworks (of the unfriendly kind).
How Long Can I Stay?: As long as you can outrun the law, or until your horse gets tired of carrying you around.
QuickTip: Re-reading helps retention.
What if I Die?: Well, that's the beauty of Red Dead Redemption, partner. You just respawn back in good ol' Blackwater, ready to try again.
Is it Worth the Trouble?: Absolutely! New Austin holds secrets, unique animals, and a whole lot of "wanted" posters with Arthur's charming face on them.
Should I Do This?: If you crave chaos and a good laugh (at your own expense), then by all means, mosey on down to New Austin. Just remember, what happens in New Austin, stays in New Austin... until the law catches up with you.
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